best of 2015

We’re not let­ting 2015 get away with­out re­mind­ing you of it one last time, all (okay, most) of its flaws and per­fec­tions, in four pages

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ROAD TRIP MOVIE OF THE YEAR

BEST 2015 PRE­DIC­TION THAT CAME TRUE

Mad Max

Back to the Fu­ture self-ty­ingyg Nike Mag power lace­saces

ig­nites the hard­core road war­rior in each of us with mo­bile heavy metal con­cert from hell. It’s like the Burn­ing Man con­cert on wheels, with enough gaso­line to last you a good year wasted in one chase. Things we need in real life: Flamethrower gui­tars and cars we would love to drive through EDSA traf­fic.

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Mad Max Nike made good by the movie and man­aged to pull it off with only a couple of months left in the year. While some of us can tie our shoelaces just fine, we’re really hap­pier about the prospect of Mags be­ing more com­mon­place by next year. hel was

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uple MAKING GRANDPA DANC­ING A THING

BEST COF­FEE OR­DER

Drake “Trenta, no foam, five shot, half-caff, no foam, pump­kin spice latte, with no foam at 210-de­grees.” —Chanel, Scream Queens To be hon­est, Drake is bet­ter than all of us by sim­ply hav­ing the balls to pull that off with­out a shred of irony. Thanks for all the memes, Aubrey. (We still can’t get your song un­stuck from our heads.) SAD­DEST CINEMATICNEMATIC RE­MINDER THAT THINGS HAVE VE BEEN THE SAME FOR A HUN­DRED YEARS SCARI­EST THING WE NEVER EX­PECTED FROM 2015 BEST EXCUSEEX TO STAY OUTOU LATE SPORTS BAE OF THE YEAR The INCIN rally at EDSAED

Steph Curry

Es­ca­la­tors BAND­WAGON TEAM OF THE YEAR

Hen­er­alH Luna

l Google: “El­e­va­tor eats woman” The Golden State War­riors You know what we’re ’re talk­ing about if you u were grit­ting your teeth, h, too, by the time the cred­its ed­its were rolling. g b w MOST HEART­BREAK­ING FOOD NEWS

IN­STA­GRAM OF THE YEAR

@so­cal­i­ty­bar­bie Ba­con is a car­cino­gen What’s bet­ter than hav­ing a well-cu­rated, feed-envy in­duc­ing, self-aware In­sta­gram grid? Bar­bie hav­ing a well-cu­rated, feed-envy in­duc­ing, self-aware In­sta­gram grid. Flat­lays on hard­wood floors, the pho­to­genic land­scape of­fer­ings of Port­land for a back­drop, sin­gle ori­gin-cof­fee foam art with a Bar­bie-sized copy of Kin­folk, a ruggedly hand­some boyfriend who prob­a­bly waxes his beard—ad­mit it: she has more in­stagame than you. Life in plas­tic, it’s fan­tas­tic! Port Barb in­sta Ex­perts claim that eat­ing ba­con may just be as bad for your health as cig­a­rettes. Not that science and the WHO will ever be able to stop peo­ple from eat­ing ba­con. Even if all the pigs in the world dis­ap­peared, hu­mans will find a way to recre­ate the taste of ba­con with veg­eta­bles. Plant-based eggs have been in­vented, any­way. Why not com­plete the whole pack­age? h nd p f ed, e s. nthe

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“EUREKA!” MOMEMNT OF THE YEAR NASA finds wa­ter on Mars There were many leaps for hu­mankind and science this year but this one takes the cake. Af­ter the dis­cov­ery of the ex­o­planet Ke­pler-452b, we freak­ing find flow­ing wa­ter on Mars. That is mind­blow­ing. There is a Google Doo­dle cel­e­brat­ing this event and it got ev­ery­one think­ing the same thing. Is there any­one out there? Aliens, where y’all be hid­ing? e M celeb thing

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