Renee Ba­con, 26

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Reg­is­tered Nurse UNI­VER­SITY OF CEBU MED­I­CAL CEN­TER

My dad shared this joke years ago and I still find it funny. A ter­mi­nally ill pa­tient asked his doc­tor, "Doc, how many months do I have left to live?" The doc­tor an­swered, "Five." The pa­tient said, "What? Five months, Doc?" The doc­tor replied, "Four... three.. two... one.."

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