10 GUYS YOU’LL MEET ON TINDER
Don’t judge a book by its cover, they say, but when it comes to Tinder, it’s hard not to as it’s all you’re ever getting. The most common and convenient dating app allows you up to six photos on your profile, 500 characters to draft the perfect bio, and links to your Instagram and Spotify accounts (because these are supposed to say a lot about you?). In a virtual sea of strangers a.k.a. possible matches, here are the ones you’re bound to run into and the more you swipe left or right, the more chances you have of coming across a new breed.
MR. FISHERMAN
Okay, so he does not exactly fish for a living; it’s more of a hobby (it must be if all his photos are of him on a boat holding up the day’s catch!). Sure you’ll never go hungry with this one (“Teach a man to fish and you’ll feed him for a lifetime”) but remember, the bigger his catch does not necessarily mean the greater a catch he is.
MR. NOW YOU SEE ME, NOW YOU DON’T
Most men are averse to having their picture taken; that is understandable. So this guy posts nothing but group photos! You have to keep guessing which one of the six (or more) he is and just when you think you’ve figured it out, he’s not in the last photo. Nope, guess again.
MR. FULL OF DISCLAIMERS
His photos are of him with either a baby or a hot girl (or both). On his bio you will read, “That’s my niece in the photo!” or “The girl in the third pic is a close friend” or anything along those lines. Maybe those are true, maybe he’s married with a kid (que horror!). Go with your gut and if he ends up being the latter, you can always unmatch.