horoscope
(Horoscope is just for fun. You don’t have to believe it.)
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your wildest fantasies are like carrots dangling at the end of a stick today. You want to experience something new and different as adrenaline drives you forward.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): A sudden windfall may surprise you with unexpected money or love. However, you must be open to receiving the cosmic goodies or they could pass you by unnoticed. Enjoy the fleeting pleasures as electric Uranus harmonizes with your key planet Venus, zapping your 8th House of Regeneration.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Turning down social invitations isn’t something you want to become a regular habit. Nevertheless, you can spread yourself so thin that it feels like you aren’t able to be present anywhere at all. Paradoxically, limiting your holiday celebrations today could actually lead to more fun, not less.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): You’re eager to cash in your chips today, especially if you see a fast way to make money. Although the financial odds might be in your favor, the question is how much are you willing to risk.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You’re pleasantly surprised that everything seems to be falling into place now, and you’re willing to accept the synchronicity with a smile and a nod of appreciation to the universe. However, you’re not one to passively sit around waiting for something special to happen.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Enjoying peace and quiet at home sounds like a brilliant idea now, but you can’t avoid the noise that seems to follow you around. Whether you’re whiling away the hours with friends on the phone or lost in someone’s online melodrama, there’s a part of you that would actually miss the chatter if it was gone.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): People may let you down now as they unexpectedly walk away from their obligations. However, you can’t find fault in their actions because they are juggling their own needs alongside the needs of everyone else.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Your values might be called into question today by events occurring at work. It’s not that you’re being asked to do anything shady. It’s just you take deep pride in maintaining total integrity and you don’t want to be a part of an activity that could compromise your stringent principles.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Love is in the air today but somehow your feet manage to remain on solid ground. You are exceptionally charming now as unconventional Uranus forms a smooth trine to beautiful Venus in your 1st House of Self. However, others may wonder what you’re going to do next.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You may be so attached to your dreams today that you cant just let go of them on command -- even if they are no longer serving your best interests. In fact, your imagination is so wired by an electrical Venus-Uranus trine activating your 12th House of Soul Consciousness that you can’t wait for the rest of the world to catch up to your fantasies.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Dreaming about the future is one of your favorite pastimes, but the Law of Diminishing Returns is about to catch up to you. Its like fishing in the same small pond every day -- eventually, theres going to be less fish available to catch.
PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar 20): You may be unexpectedly recognized by your peers today for your ongoing contributions to a project at work. You might not see anything different about your current participation, since you always do the best job you can.