The Freeman

Fertility Feng Shui Revisited

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shift second half in the guest room. Guess what? I became a godfather after nine months!

2. Related to the above, the brother of the wife who gave birth had the same hereditary concern. Also no baby yet after five years. This brought me to consult with them on their condo. Lo and behold, a massive beam was above the masters’ bedroom bed. All it took was to shift it away for conception. He didn’t want to pay my fee, thinking I was being a fraud for such a simple move. His sister paid instead and scolded him to follow instructio­ns. Now he and wife have three children and living prosperous­ly ever.

3. A desperate mom brought me to feng shui her daughter’s which condo she gifted her, for after six years there was still no grandchild. Together with the son-in-law, herself and her daughter, we inspected the condo and noted that the masters’ and other bedrooms were bad feng shui in making baby. I whispered to the husband, that the sofa is the best chi. After two weeks, the new grandma texted me her gratitude for finally her daughter was pregnant!

4. A good friend of mine married late; it took about three years into the marriage and with feng shui of his home to have a baby. All it took was a feng shui overhaul of kitchen and masters’ bedroom layout. All the soup numbers 5 to 9 he ate in the past and other aphrodisia­c foods prescribed by friends turned out useless versus simple feng shui. He had more kids after that quick start.

5. Here is the epic story of them all. I almost lost my wife. Why? She was near my cell phone when a text came in which she read in all caps:

 ??  ?? Having a grandchild is one of life’s phases that many grandparen­t wannabes wish with moist eyes. Call it basic instinct but nature speaks in mysterious ways. Many couples are not gifted with a child. This is where fertility feng shui becomes a...
Having a grandchild is one of life’s phases that many grandparen­t wannabes wish with moist eyes. Call it basic instinct but nature speaks in mysterious ways. Many couples are not gifted with a child. This is where fertility feng shui becomes a...

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