HOROSCOPE
(November 13 Monday)
Cosmic Insights Galore The cosmic insights keep coming. Venus and Jupiter align in Scorpio to draw attention to the underlying meaning and motives at work in our relationships of all kinds, especially relationships that involve deep love. Then Mercury and Neptune form a stressed angle to make subtext and the subconscious desire suddenly rather obvious.
ARIES (March 21-April 19).
The beginning of love is intoxicating, ravishing, irresistible even. The middle mellows out. There’s no shame in that mellow middle stage. Some actually prefer it. Before you decide to fight it, give it a chance.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20).
You’re not the only one who loves a good joke. That’s why you’ll take the time to carefully construct one for someone else today. Pranking, silliness and the like can be an act of love.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21).
When you want to see someone badly enough, you’ll make it happen. The same principle applies for those who seek an audience with you. The trick today is in finding those irresistible triggers that will build desire.
CANCER (June 22-July 22).
As respectful as you are (and you definitely have no desire to overstep boundaries or make anyone feel defensive), you also have a good sense of when to move forward with certainty. Don’t wait to be chosen. Take the position.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22).
It feels pretty bad when your loved ones aren’t supportive. It’s hurtful when they ignore your efforts, dismiss your work or just don’t seem to get what you’re doing. On the bright side, the more you love your work the less you need them to.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22).
You’ll get some attention, but that’s not really what you were going for, nor is it the pressing need of the moment. What’s more impor- tant and lasting than attention is respect. It’s a good day to make “respect” your mantra.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23).
You’re always going for greatness. Part of the reason is that so many people do good work that “good” becomes the new “mediocre.” Today’s version of greatness will include tenacity and originality, too.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21).
Editors looking for mistakes in a text will often change the font to keep their eyes from glossing over what’s very familiar. It really works! Some version of this trick will work for you today, too.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21).
The reason you help people is that helping people is who you are. There’s nothing that could be offered – no reward or incentive – that could ever motivate you more than the caring heart that is your nature.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19).
You’ll be sharing your memories with people who really want to know you better. Inside jokes are born out of this and will be perpetual, strengthening the tie.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18).
You’re the master of being you. Others will make suggestions – audacious, really! Just remember that you are not beholden to anyone in this regard and have only to please yourself.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20).
This is one of those times when it’s best to do nothing. But why do nothing passively when you can do nothing with a vengeance? Better yet, take it to the level of art, doing nothing passionately, almost actively.
TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (Nov. 13).
To others, it will seem that you have the secret, and maybe you do. Your exceptional listening skills will make your life easy. You’ll understand what’s needed and supply it. You’ll be paid extremely well. There’s a move in March that’s a game changer. New friends come into your world in June. Sagittarius and Aquarius adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 2, 15, 33, 28 and 11.
ASTROLOGICAL QUESTIONS:
“I’m a Scorpio, and maybe that makes me cynical, but I have a request for the general public. Stop telling me what to do! I’m tired of seeing posters and canvases and wall vinyl suggesting that I Live, Laugh, Love, Dream Big, Believe, Be Kind, etc. I’m sick of all the memes with clever sayings and quotations. Does your Tshirt really need to tell me your philosophy of life? Please tell the bumper of your car to shut up, too, while you’re at it. Just because I’m driving behind you doesn’t mean I want you to tell me what Bible verse to read or whom to vote for. Whatever happened to live and let live? From now on, I will only follow people who maintain healthy social boundaries and respect my right not to hear dumb dictates about how I should live my life. OK, that’s all I’ve got. Thanks for the horoscopes.”
I suppose that as the writer of the horoscopes, I am as guilty of telling you what to do as any meme or wall vinyl, but it’s only a suggestion, of course. Your Scorpio instincts, intuitions and inklings are the best indicators, and your strong will cannot be deterred by even the most convincing environmental text. Thanks for writing!