GONE WITH THE WIND

Singapore Tatler - - CONCIERGE INBOX -

She had in­vited her pals to her new abode, but mid­way through din­ner, this host dis­ap­peared and left guests to their own de­vices. Turns out, she was on the phone with her toy boy and only emerged 90min later, to a ta­ble of “hangry” friends, who had only been fed soup.

OFF THE MARK

It was a case of overzeal­ous gen­eros­ity as this char­ity gala board mem­ber was so wor­ried that the ta­bles would not be filled that he in­vited ev­ery­one and their dog— for free. End re­sult? An over­sub­scribed din­ner, and not enough goodie bags and wine for those who ac­tu­ally bought a ta­ble.

MISSPOKEN IDENTITY

This man could only let out an awk­ward laugh when his wife drunk­enly called an­other man her “boyfriend” at an in­ti­mate cel­e­bra­tion to mark their wed­ding an­niver­sary. Mak­ing mat­ters even worse, her voice bel­lowed across the room, leav­ing her in-laws star­ing in silent dis­be­lief.

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