GONE WITH THE WIND

She had invited her pals to her new abode, but midway through dinner, this host disappeared and left guests to their own devices. Turns out, she was on the phone with her toy boy and only emerged 90min later, to a table of “hangry” friends, who had only been fed soup.

OFF THE MARK

It was a case of overzealous generosity as this charity gala board member was so worried that the tables would not be filled that he invited everyone and their dog— for free. End result? An oversubscribed dinner, and not enough goodie bags and wine for those who actually bought a table.

MISSPOKEN IDENTITY

This man could only let out an awkward laugh when his wife drunkenly called another man her “boyfriend” at an intimate celebration to mark their wedding anniversary. Making matters even worse, her voice bellowed across the room, leaving her in-laws staring in silent disbelief.