RUMOUR MILL

Straight from the underbelly of high society!

VAIN POT

They say that best friends will always be there for you when you need them the most. Not in the case of this newly minted pink-haired lady who told her BFF that she couldn’t make it for her 40th birthday bash because her roots were showing. Classic case of vanity before friends.

CLAWS OUT

“She’s never been to any of our gatherings, are you sure you want her to be part of our club?” grunted a middle-aged socialite to the chairwoman of a new exclusive ladies’ club she recently became part of. “I think she needs to get herself on more guest lists first instead of trying her luck to enter our social circle as a nobody on the scene.”

UNDER THE INFLUENCE

A spectacular party was recently thrown in honour of an influential business leader, but all everyone could talk about was his alcohol-fuelled antics, which ranged from violently pushing a photographer out of the way to misogynistic rants of “we need more women” to his equally inebriated friends.