SNOT ROCKETS

Obviously, the expulsion of nasal mucus at high speed into the general atmosphere cannot be condoned in this time of pandemic. But rest assured, once we’re back to our (new) normal, some rules will apply.

Well, only one, really: Go. To. The. Back. Of. The. Group.

Isn’t it odd that we have to spell this out, in a sport dominated by OCD bike-cleanliness?