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Trump is the threat in North Korean crisis

- SIMON BARBER Barber is a freelance journalist based in Washington.

Sometimes it helps to have a narcissist­ic ignoramus in the White House. As we hover near the edge of a new Korean war, this may be one of those times.

China President Xi Jinping has the measure of President Donald Trump, having spent a couple of days with him at his Mar-a-Lago beach palace last April. That would explain why, on Monday, he was happy to make unanimous the UN Security Council vote to tighten sanctions on North Korea. He knows a problem child when he sees one.

North Korea leader Kim Jong-un has company.

In fact, as the Korean crisis escalates, the other guy with odd hair may be the more alarming of the two. Kim may soon have the ability to land a nuclear warhead on a US city, but if anyone is going to fire the first shot at this point, it looks more likely to be Trump. That’s what would be keeping me awake if I were Xi. We don’t know how his tête à tête with Trump really went, but thanks to the Washington Post’s sources, we now have verbatim Trump’s conversati­ons with two other leaders, both US friends. Whoever leaked the transcript­s clearly wanted to give the world a heads up.

Trump’s January 27 phone calls with Mexico’s President Enrique Pena Nieto and Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull confirm that he is an obtuse, ill-informed and self-obsessed bully. Candidate Trump, on the stump in 2016, prepostero­usly insisted that Mexico would pay for the wall he promised to build on the southern border. Nieto has been adamant that Mexico will not pay. Trump demanded on the phone that the Mexican stop contradict­ing him because “the press is going to go with that and I cannot live with that. If you are going to say that Mexico is not going to pay for the wall, then I do not want to meet with you guys anymore.”

As infantile as that was, it was in the call with the Australian that the depth and purity of Trump’s crassness truly shone. Turnbull cut a deal with former president Barack Obama in 2016 under which the US would take in up to 1,250 migrants Australia held in camps offshore. Try as he might, the premier could not make Trump understand that these people, ”economic refugees from Iran, Pakistan and Afghanista­n”, had been interned not “because they are bad people”, but to shut down “people smugglers” by discouragi­ng their would-be clientele from buying passage on leaky boats.

“We said if you try to come to Australia by boat, even if you are a Nobel prize-winning genius, we will not let you in.”

Trump would not listen. The “stupid” deal was “going to kill me” because “I am the world’s greatest person that does not want to let people in the country .... I guarantee you they are bad. They are not going to be wonderful people who go on to work for the local milk people.”

Turnbull tried again. Trump finally heard the word “boats”. “What is the thing with boats?” he asked. “Why do you discrimina­te against boats?”

Turnbull gave it one more shot, earning this from Trump: “I have had it. This is the most unpleasant call all day.

“[Russia President Vladimir] Putin was pleasant. This is ridiculous.”

Would Trump like to discuss North Korea, Turnbull asked, but Trump wasn’t interested. “This is crazy,” he said. The call was over.

Diehard Trump-splainers, such as Dilbert creator Scott Adams (who is starting to sound as clever as his strip’s pointy-haired boss ), want us to see in these exchanges a brilliant deal maker whose unorthodox approach to statecraft will yield terrific victories while outraging the establishm­ent.

When it comes to dealing with North Korea, its ICBMs and nuclear warheads, I have a different theory.

The last thing Beijing wants is another hot round of the never officially ended Korean war. It would likely lead to the devastatio­n of the Koreas North and South, millions of casualties, a huge influx of refugees from the North, quite possibly the return of US forces all the way up to the Yalu River and conceivabl­y an exchange of nuclear weapons. The Kim dynasty, as deranged as it may seem to most outsiders, is not suicidal. It wants to survive. Hence its desire for nukes both as a deterrent and for bargaining purposes. Domestical­ly, it needs to perpetuate the narrative, familiar to readers of 1984, of being constantly at war. That does not mean it seeks an actual fight.

The real danger comes from the White House being occupied by an ignorant, intemperat­e, insecure boob whose own party is starting to desert him as his polls tank and whose presidency is on the brink of historic failure.

Look to China to save the day and give Trump something he can call a win. The US will pay a price in lost regional clout, but that was ebbing anyway with Trump’s withdrawal from the Trans-Pacific Partnershi­p.

THE REAL DANGER COMES FROM THE WHITE HOUSE BEING OCCUPIED BY AN INSECURE BOOB WHOSE OWN PARTY IS STARTING TO DESERT HIM

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