J Cole’s lack of depth is nothing to brag about
WHERE is rap Switzerland and how much are the flights? Asking for a friend and really for all of our friends, because J Cole released a new album, which means it’s time for everyone with ears and a Twitter handle to pick a side in the year’s fight over the most lukewarm rap music.
At the centre of this war zone stands a man alone, boosting his mythology as a rapper-producer who doesn’t need anyone’s help. After his self-produced, guestfree 2014 album Forest Hills Drive moved a million units, Cole’s most devout vassals blasted their rallying cry across social media – “J Cole went platinum with no features” – until it became scripture.
Now the superfans’ meme is the rapper’s mantra, and on his new album’s title track KOD, Cole is quick to remind us that other rappers “ain’t worthy” of appearing next to him in song. Maybe that’s just good old-fashioned reflexive bragging, but it’s starting to feel sociopathic.
Plus, if your music is the pure, unadulterated expression of your own beautiful mind, you better have some wild hieroglyphs up on your chalkboard.
Instead, Cole’s pontifications on KOD continue to fulfil the world’s most conservative expectations of what virtuous rapping should sound like. He praises women who are “sexy but never show too much”. He knows that money is overvalued because you “can’t take it when you die”. And when his friends disappoint him, Cole promises to “be the bigger man, just like I always be”. Instead of plugging the empty spaces between his lines with ad-libs, he graciously provides moments of silence for the listener to say: “Whoa, that’s deep.”
Deep thinkers should give us the bends, but Cole only ever gives us clarity, telegraphing his rhymes, spraying down ambiguity like he’s dusting crops. To his flock, that certitude must feel reliable, comforting, centring. To those who can’t stand him, it feels inflexible, corny and pedantic. But maybe we can at least agree on why we all love or hate J Cole: his songs mean what they say, and nothing more.
At least the music on KOD has a spongier feel, with the rapper softening his articulation to match the elastic contours of his tracks. Unfortunately, the sounds oozing out of Cole’s mouth are also words and, too often, they seem to drip down from some bogus moral high road.
That drip turns to a fire-hosing when the album reaches its coda, 1985 – intro to The Fall Off, during which Cole calls all of the boisterous young rappers blowing out speakers on SoundCloud into the principal’s office.
He sounds energised, sure, but he ultimately sounds afraid, just like Jay-Z did in 2009 with D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune).
So, if you’re into anxious rap stars who make music out of their condescension to another generation’s youthful hypervision, here’s another track for your playlist. For the rest of us, 1985 only reinforces what we already knew: an unimaginative rapper is primarily an unimaginative listener.