Hey, it’s OK…

… To ‘ninja vanish’ from a party instead of interrupting 20 conversations to say goodbye.

… To swipe left because a guy has the same name as your dad/evil boss/ bad first boyfriend.

… To wonder when everything got so expensive. Don’t worry – you’re not the only one feeling the credit crunch.

… If your eyeliner’s on fleek – on your left eye only. We’re ignoring the right eye.

… If you’re having the kind of week where your biggest achievement is putting your rubbish out on the right day.

… To nod and go “Umm-hmm” rather than say “Pardon?” for the fourth time.

… If you’re the office oversharer. What he did in bed was weird and you need to talk about it!

… To sit cross-legged on your yoga mat before the lesson starts, while everyone else shows off their headstands.

… To be the one person on Earth (well, Instagram) who doesn’t like avocado on toast.

Um, not OK… To adopt a puppy or kitten only to get bored with it once it grows up. Pets are a lifelong commitment!