Hey, it’s OK…

… To choose somewhere to eat purely for the Instagram photo opportunities.

… To freak out whenever someone messages you saying, “Can I call you?”

… To put your empty wine bottles in the neighbours’ recycling bin so you’re not judged when they’re collected every week.

… If your purse is full of loyalty cards, each with only one stamp. You never know when you’ll go back to that retro vegan smoothie bar from two years ago.

… That there are toddlers on social media who have more followers than you.

… To compare any life, love or work drama to that time a Kardashian-Jenner went through the same thing.

… If every time you watch Gogglebox, you float the idea of a reality show where you watch people watching Gogglebox. Genius, no?

… To be more scared of going to the hairdresser’s than the dentist.

… If the only thing getting you up for work is your new killer boots.

… To feel like an absolute boss when you spot the taxi driver holding a card with your name on it at airport arrivals.