Hey, it’s OK…

… To not relate to early birds or night owls, because you’re tired all the time.

… If you happily spend R1 000 on clothes online, but draw the line at the R79.99 delivery charge.

… To work out for five minutes before checking if your abs have formed.

… If you have more toiletries in your desk drawer at work than in your own bathroom.

… To bookmark Urban Dictionary because, NGL (not gonna lie), you just can’t keep up with the kids’ slang these days.

… If you ask for your friend’s Wi-fi password 10 seconds after walking through the door.

… To sit in traffic fuming when a car in front lets someone in, but scream at the drivers who don’t let you in.

… To lose Instagram followers after posting over 400 holiday photos (and have zero regrets).

… If you’re secretly pleased you didn’t get Rocking The Daisies tickets. You can enjoy DJ Black Coffee from your comfy sofa and you won’t have to clean your boots.