Hey, it’s OK…

… To miss your hot pink Motorola flip phone you had back in the day.

... If you still haven’t mastered the art of contouring, and only associate ‘baking’ with the kitchen.

… To buy a new jumpsuit and then the playsuit version of it two weeks later – SA weather is way too unpredictable.

… If you order an extra meal on the side when going out for tapas with your friends. Technically, anything on a sharing plate should be considered a snack.

… To Instastory every song at a Mafikizolo concert. You just don’t want your friends to miss out on their slay. So considerate of you.

… If you never message that guy you matched with on Tinder. Sometimes you just want to know if he’d swipe right for you.

… To accept you’ll never get your head around the latest Instagram timeline. Chronology is the only order of life.

… If you find it annoying when people say, “I’ll give it 110%.” Maths, people!

… To read the drinks menu before the food menu. If they don’t do cocktails, this just isn’t the place for you.