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Cars crashing, legends leaving and officials swearing

- Kuntha Ndimande Photo: Seyllo/AFP Capitalist Realism: Is There No Alternativ­e: The Lists this week were compiled by Friday editor Milisuthan­do Bongela and senior arts writer Kwanele Sosibo

The new year is certainly off to a wonky start and there’s not much late Happy New Year greetings can do to help. If you’re one of the 48 people whose Ford Kuga vehicles burst into flames in the middle of the highway, then you know the feeling.

Ford Kuga moemish

The panic spread on Monday morning, with every traffic report citing a staggering number of Kugas that had gone up in smoke across the country. One had already claimed the life of Reshall Jimmy while he was visiting George in the Western Cape in December 2015.

On Monday Jeff Nemeth, Ford’s chief executive for sub-Saharan Africa, announced a recall of all Kuga 1.6 vehicles manufactur­ed between December 2012 and February 2014.

But it is Ford’s lax approach to damage control that begs the question: Did more than 40 cars in one country have to burn — and a man die — for the company to recall the vehicles?

Nemeth said it took so long to make this decision because they had to investigat­e the cause of the fires.

The Jimmys and other families are initiating a class action law suit against Ford.

Lumka Oliphant talks dirty

the help of expletives, basically said: hands off my boss.

Oliphant was fed up with media reports suggesting that her boss, Bathabile Dlamini, who is also president of the ANC Women’s League, addressed a crowd at an event in Ekurhuleni in a less than sober, less than desirable state on Friday last week.

Oliphant’s emotional reaction was a response to media and social media, which popularise­d the idea that Dlamini drinks a lot.

Of course, Oliphant hastened to apologise on Monday morning after her graceless rant made headlines. Sitting across from 702 radio talk show host Eusebius McKaizer, she admitted that her words were irresponsi­ble.

Thuli for president

Still on our ruling party, the name of the former public protector and a woman whose face is the picture of calm, calmer and calmest has come up as Jacob Zuma’s successor.

But Thuli Madonsela sent our hopes crashing when she said that she was neither qualified nor interested in the job. But she would like to see a woman lead us — one who would be more than just a politicall­y correct choice. Surely we are worthy? Lead us Thuli: we are your fatigued electorate.

Black, bold and beautiful

Transforma­tion in South African sports has always been a bone of contention. So much so that the lack of it has almost become cliché. For the enthusiast­s, supporters and the general public, it still boils down to a question of inclusion. Are players of colour good enough?

The Proteas achieved a forceful victory against Sri Lanka in Cape Town last week and it was black players who took names and all 20 wickets.

Cricket South Africa followed black-excellence suit earlier last week and named nine players of colour in a 13-player T20 team against Sri Lanka.

In American news

Barack Obama has left the building but the world continues to hope that Donald Trump is still just a cocky celebrity businessma­n and not the actual president of the United States or Potus. However, even though Trump is determined to reverse some of the gains made by Obama in policies including healthcare, the outgoing Potus has advised against underestim­ating the new guy.

In other US news, controvers­ial clergyman Bishop Eddie Long has died. The paradoxica­l preacher who led a march against same-sex marriage is said to have died from a cancer-related illness but many detractors aren’t buying it. The same man is reported to have settled out of court a lawsuit against him by four young men. They had charged him with forcing them into sexual relationsh­ips.

RIP Thandi and Koffi

Music continues to bleed as more gems are lost. South Africa’s songbird Thandi Klaasen, 86, and Congolese Koffi Olomide, 60, died on Sunday morning.

Tributes from fellow musicians and fans poured in for Klaasen, with many describing her as a fountain of knowledge who wore her heart and soul on her sleeve.

The Congolese singer, composer and producer was known internatio­nally for his Tcha-tcho sound and his group Quartier Latin.

The playlist

This hip-hop duo no longer exists as a musical act but this album, their debut released in 2012, is slowly starting to reveal its hidden nooks and crannies. If the whole thing doesn’t work for you, trust that the 1-2 combo of followed will knock you out cold. (KS)

Having met the music producer as part of the Page 3 feature on him, I’ve been tuned into his Soundcloud account, in the hands of a man who has a heady mix that includes De La Soul and the Boiler Room DJ Set. I’ve had a very Zen sonic week at

The reading list

Trying to practise compassion and courage and training your mind to do better can sometimes lead you to the self-helpy aisles of Amazon.com — aisles that can destroy one’s street cred. But we are also the same people who project perfect exterior lives while our interior lives are in burn-slow turmoil. I’m not far into Brown’s book, a first-person guide on how compassion, courage and connection can be deployed to every situation in our everyday lives. (MB)

Mark Fisher, author, blogger (k-punk) and cultural critic, died recently. This thing of celebratin­g people only when they are dead really sucks. But I’m more interested in you reading the above-mentioned book. Here, Fisher brings the rampant march of capitalism to stark reality, melding popculture references and academic theory to slap you upside the head. (KS)

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He will be missed: Koffi Olomide and members of the Quartier Latin group.
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