A NEW LEASE OF LIFE FOR BRIAN ‘SHEBEEN’

SO THE Life of Brian has taken a new turn.

The signs are imminent that Mr Brian “Shebeen” is already on the red carpet, making his way towards Mr Gordhan’s desk.

Rumour has it that Pravin’s old office door is being labelled, “Welcome to The New Age of Finance”.

The government’s unwillingness to keep this Oak at Bay has become a Sahara sandstorm in Luthuli House.

Maybe a landline prepayment deal could just solve Brian’s cell-tracking woes?

The Apprentice minister should now be able to quench his thirst at ANN7, 24/7.

Sipho K Chipiwa