DO WE HAVE TO GO OVERBOARD ON HERITAGE DAY?
MADI wants to start off by expressing her heartfelt condolences to Mandoza’s family. Contrary to popular belief, Madi actually loved the Nkalakatha.
I mean yes, Madi chuckled a few times at the way he used to express himself, but heck, we have since heard worse, haven’t we?
Anyway, Madi hopes that his delightful soul will rest in peace.
OK, enough with the soppy. It was Heritage Day recently, and it had actually slipped Madi’s mind, that is until she saw a few people walking around like they were attending Shaka Zulu’s inauguration. Do we really have to go that overboard, mara Mzansi? You should have seen what Madi’s maid wore, and how quickly Madi told her to take it off! Madi is a member of Peta, Bathong, she can’t be dealing with animal skins and feathers in her face. Madi got invited to so many events around the country in celebration of Heritage Day, and Madi couldn’t attend them all Bathong, I’m sorry. She did, however, manage to make her way to Braamfontein for cosmetic giant Mac’s Art Of The Lip event, held at their Mac store. What an amazing setting and ambience, a proper toast to the organisers! It was absolutely beautiful. Madi bumped into Boity Thulo, and Madi thought that she would never say this in a million years, but she looked absolutely amazing. I mean, we all know that Boity always gets it wrong, but for some odd reason the stars (or in her case, amadlozi) were aligned because she gave Madi goose-bumps. Simplistic chic. Now try to keep it up Boity.
Lucia Mthiyane was also there, and also looked gorgeous. This woman is giving a lot of 20somethings a run for their money, hey! Her body looks so good that Bujy took one look at it and said, “oh snap, she got the body I ordered!”
She must really consider doing a mature work-out DVD, you know.
You looked amazing, Lucia. Madi was thoroughly impressed.
Bathong, an awkward moment came in the form of the two exlovers being stuck under one roof! The one who believes he defecates ice-cream, AKA, was booked to perform, and Madi must say this boy can rock the stage. He looked so great that for a second Madi started believing that he may actually have something to do with ice-cream. Good job AKA. His ex and baby mama Zinhle was also there, and she must have requested the guest list upfront, because she dressed to impress. She also brought along her new beau, who Madi finds irrefutably delicious, just to rub it in AKA’s face. Well Zinhle, the new man is certainly an upgrade, love. Let’s just hope he’ sa keeper and not a fan of cosmetic brand ambassadors.
Bathong, Fifi Cooper, can you please do Madi a favour and take a proper bath before being in front of a crowd? You looked so dishevelled and dirty, like you dived into a laundry basket head first and fished out the first thing you could find.
The performance was a disaster as well, love. You obviously have been hanging around Mr “She’s Zulu and yellow” too much.