RAISING EYEBROWS AS WELL AS POINT OF ORDER
MADI has always maintained that she does not seek out monstrosities, they just land in her lap while she minds her own business tending to her Siamese cat.
Last week was no different. Something so horrific happened that Madi had to get injected to bring her blood pressure down. It was THAT bad.
Zahara, can we talk? Okay, so Phendula has never been a fashionista, that is obvious.
I mean her idea of being dressed up makes less sense than Oskido being on the cover of GQ.
She has always been like that auntie at weddings who just rocks up straight from gathering firewood and we have gotten used to it.
But Madi feels like it has reached a point where she can no longer just watch from the sidelines and roll her eyes after what happened last week. So Madi would like to raise a point of order. Zahara, what were you thinking posting that picture of you in an unzipped dress on social media? Firstly, when Madi saw that, she was eating, and would like to send you the bill for her Persian carpet. but we know you have been body shamed in recent times which should be condemned but this is solely about your dress sense. That dress you were wearing was horrible, and what made you feel the need to unzip it?
No one in their right mind should post that on such a public platform. Madi loves you, and your music inspires some people.
But she would love you to stop what you are doing.
Madi got invited to Maboneng to the cool place that is Industry, where the Twins on Decks were playing.
Madi is honestly not a fan, she does not get them, and let’s face it, they are not exactly eye candy, so let’s just say Madi did not stay long.
Guess who she spotted looking like he was having a blast? DJ Warras. Madi finds him so attractive and Warras is the life and soul of any party so let’s just give it to him. The only thing that made Madi raise an eyebrow was seeing him gabbing away with some girls, and almost wished she could pull one of them aside and remind her how Warras handles rejection. Hopefully, none of them will end up on radio this week, with Warras exclaiming …”