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Bathong, can Madi start off by addressing the Babes Wodumo BET saga?

Most of you probably thought Madi would be elated that Babes wouldn’t be at the BET awards. When Madi heard about the visa bungle, she just wanted to give Babes a hug.

Ke sono hle!

Remember when she took to Twitter to exclaim how excited she was to go to the BET’s, but posted a British flag instead? Eek!

The poor thing said at the press conference that maybe it was “God’s plan” for her to miss the awards.

Madi couldn’t agree more. God probably wanted to spare us from that red weave and monstrous outfit you would have represented us with. Let’s move right along. Madi hates spending her hard-earned cash on useless things, and that is exactly what happened at the weekend.

There she was, after seeing the much-publicised “Weekend Extravaganza” ads on her way to Sun City.

What a disappointment! We kicked off with a comedy show at Sun City’s shebeen. Madi couldn’t stop yawning.

Firstly, Kenneth Nkosi needs to retire. He is getting a bit too old to be a caricature act, and should definitely think about opening a fast food restaurant in Mpumalanga.

Comedian Mashabela Galane had people in stitches, but failed to get Madi to even twitch a lip.

The only person Madi liked was the self-proclaimed first Ndebele comic, Elton Mduduzi Ntuli. His suit for the night was impeccable.

The main event on Saturday was duller than dish water.

The Major League twins looked like they couldn’t wait to finish their set.

Kwesta was amazing on stage, but is it just Madi or does Kwesta need to eat? Emaciated is not a cute look.