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continental pillow between his crotch and chest. But I think he’s too distracted by triple-decker pizzas to care.

I recently watched a show with a 270kg man who has become so immobile the only muscles he can move are the arms he uses to shove burgers down his pie hole. He can’t even go through his bedroom door.

But I bet there’s a geek with an IQ of 250 working on a “solution”. And I bet it involves houses with adjustable walls that expand as the occupants expand. E-mail lifestyle@sundaytimes.co.za On Twitter @NdumisoNgcobo