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WITH the Red Berets and the Desperate Alliance choosing to stay away from No 1’s response to the Presidency debate on Thursday, the Guptas’ proxy president could relax, kick back and giggle at his own jokes.

He took pot shots at MyMoney’s outfit, particularly its energetic MP David Maynier.

Hogarth would describe Maynier’s speech delivery as unique. When he speaks, it is as if the words are stuck inside his body and he needs to give it a good shake to get them out and into the mic.

A bit like when you’re trying to get tomato sauce to come out of the bottle.

Zuma joked that perhaps he and Maynier should collaborate and form a group. “I can sing and he can dance,” he quipped. Now, Hogarth can’t quite see Maynier getting down to Umshini Wami, but maybe, just maybe, there is room for them to replace Police Minister Fikile Mbalula’s favourite boy band K-Ci and JoJo.

Davie and JayJay might just have a bright future performing at police functions.