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promising to have, to hold and to risk bouts of ukudovadovana with my bride till death do us part.

My favourite sleeping position is sprawled face-down in the middle of the bed, arms spread out. Also, we have vastly different body thermostats, so the electric blanket becomes an issue. And we don’t deal with light the same way.

Dear reader, thank you for the indulgence while I shared this open letter to the missus. Keep me in your prayers so that, if anything, I never find myself at 03h41 staring at my bride thinking, “Do you absolutely have to breathe that loudly?!” E-mail lifestyle@sundaytimes.co.za On Twitter @NdumisoNgcobo