Long walk to Cyril

Oros, the chief ancestor at the ANC kindergarten, is reportedly miffed because he cannot get face time with the new No 1. He and other ANC Youth League elders have apparently been going around pointing fingers at their political rivals, Abner Mosaase and Thembi Siweya, as the people blocking their access to McBuffalo.

But there is a much easier way of getting to the president for Collen Maine, Njabulo Nzuza and other youth league fat cats than waiting on Mosaase and Siweya. The way to McBuffalo’s ear is simple. Oros and crew must put on their designer sneakers, branded T-shirts and jeans and join the Prez on one of those morning walks he is so fond of. In the process the old youth may even shed a few kilos and perhaps begin to look less like cadres getting ready to join Snuki Zikalala’s ANC Pensioners’ League.