Will Oros get what he’s driving at?

The head prefect of the ANC kindergarten, Comrade Oros, had a Damascus moment this week while addressing a Madikizela-Mandela memorial service — he admitted to swimming in the Gupta gravy. However, he revealed that contrary to popular belief, it was not the Nkandla Crooner who introduced him to the Guptas but North West premier Supra Mahumapelo.

Initially, Black Jesus, speaking through a spokesman, restrained himself, telling journalists he would not respond to Comrade Oros in public in order to respect the mourning period. But later, on Thursday afternoon, he sent the following text to News24 reporter: “Reckless drivers who cause accidents on the roads must never blame the driving school for introducing them to driving.”