McBuffalo’s late-night rustling

McBuffalo decided on Tuesday he needed to “address the nation” on TV. The blaze of the New Dawn must have blinded him to the fact he cannot do that as ANC president, and such privileges are reserved for the head of state. It appears he and his party panicked that the fiveyear-old toddlers were running away with the land issue and therefore announced they would amend the constitution. On top of lifting EFF policy, McBuffalo copied Baba kaDuduzane by making a bewildering statement in the middle of the night. Before you know it, he will be in a green beret and onesie, singing about his lost machine gun.