‘TRY NOT TO FLIP IT’
On a 17-day rafting adventure through the Grand Canyon, explorer Levison Wood dodges rattlesnakes, vicious sandstorms and bus-sized boulders
The sun beats down fiercely, but does nothing to lessen the freezing-cold water of the Colorado River splashing over the sides of the raft. Ahead lies yet another rapid, this one called Bedrock. We’re in the Grand Canyon, and my inflatable raft holds a motley band of four companions brought together by the allure of a great river. We’ve been rowing for five hours already today and the blisters are beginning to show on our hands. We’ve conquered numerous cascades, but I’m nervous about this one. The boat veers left. “Go right,” we shout in unison at poor Bobby, who’s haplessly pulling against the powerful current.
It’s no use, we are drawn by the powerful undercurrents towards a rock the size of a bus. We frantically grab the side paddles and thrust them into the swirling waters of the Colorado, but it’s to no avail. The boat is sucked around the left-hand side of the boulder and into an eddy. Bobby is struggling to control the oars, which are now being bashed against the side of the rock.
“Go for the channel!” I yell, pointing towards a narrow opening between the black stones that jut from the water like gigantic shark’s fins. We’ve done it now, I thought. The book said that this side was “un-runnable” and we were about to find out ...
To make matters worse, I remembered that my bag wasn’t strapped down. After a week on the river we’d become complacent, and now, as we were getting sucked through a gorge, I felt the boat twisting into a whirlpool. I knew we were about to flip. We were hours from civilisation, or any prospect of rescue.
INTO THE MAELSTROM
As I prayed that I could hold my breath long enough to survive being pulled underwater, I vainly attempted to draw my legs to my chest so they wouldn’t smash into the rocks. I looked at Alberto, who was holding on to his camera for dear life as he got hurled into the crashing waves. Suddenly I too was flung headfirst into the freezing water.
Thoughts of hypothermia and drowning filled my mind, and of the dozens of explorers who had died trying to navigate the canyon. Even if I did survive this one, I remembered, we weren’t even halfway yet and the biggest rapid — Lava Falls — was yet to come.
Bedrock was meant to be an easy rapid, but the truth was none of us were pro rafters. In fact, most of the group had never held a paddle in their life. I’d done a couple of days on the Nile, but never in rapids like these.
“You can be in charge of the groover crew,” team leader Adrian had said to me on day one as we prepared to leave from Lees Ferry, an ancient Navajo settlement and onetime Mormon village, now nothing more than a remote car park on the banks of the Colorado in Arizona. “What’s a groover?” I asked.
The park ranger heard me and stepped in to give us the brief: “How many of you have done this before?” Two of the team put their hands up. Both of them were called Tom and were experienced river runners. Everyone else, including myself, was a total novice. Ahead lay 450km of white water through one of the most formidable environments on Earth. With zero phone signal, for 17 days.
“It can take 24 hours for a helicopter to arrive. We don’t fly at night. So stay outta trouble.”
One of the party asked about snakes. “Yeah, we got rattlesnakes. You’ll see a few, they like dark places, so check the groover before you sit on it,” he said with a wry grin.
“We have a leave-no-trace policy in the national park,.” he said. “And that includes your poop.” The ranger pointed at the ominous brown ammunition box. So that’s what the groover was — the lavatory.
“Why’s it called a groover?” six people asked in unison. The ranger chuckled.
“It gets so hot that when you sit on it, it leaves two grooves in your butt cheeks. Make sure you bring a seat to put on top.”
THE WINNING TICKET
The trip had been in the planning for a long time. Adrian, an old friend, was a keen paddler and had repeatedly entered the annual lottery for the one private trip that the US National Park Service allows to set off down the canyon each day. After six years he had finally won a coveted permit, allowing no more than 16 people and up to 25 days to complete the journey, which gives you time to take in the majestic panorama.
We’d assembled a team of friends. Some
old, some new. There were financiers, doctors and photographers. Most had done a bit of adventure travel before. We were drawn together by a sense of curiosity about what lay ahead.
We’d rented four rafts and all the food was included. In true American fashion, the burgers, tuna steaks and array of hearty snacks would keep us well fed. I was amazed how the cooler box defrosted each day’s meals with perfect timing. We even found space for a few crates of beer.
For the next two-and-a-half weeks we’d see few other humans; the canyon may be one of the world’s biggest attractions, but it’s also one of the most remote and inaccessible places in the US and is usually only seen from above. In all, we negotiated nearly 90 major rapids and only flipped once.
However, several of us were hurled into the raging torrents. The river also swallowed a dozen oranges, several pairs of sunglasses and my Amazon Kindle.
ONE MILE DOWN
As we progressed the canyon grew grander in scale, cutting a deep gorge, as far as a mile deep in parts. It’s a geologist’s dream, with layers of rock dating back almost two billion years and ancient lava fields that are some of the oldest exposed rock on Earth.
Bighorn sheep watched as we floated by. Tales of past explorers fill the guidebooks and the occasional inscription reminds modern visitors of the poor souls who drowned trying to raft it before the advent of buoyancy aids. One brass plaque screwed to a cliff face commemorates the first expedition in 1869. Three of its members lost the plot and decided to abandon the journey just a day before the finish by walking out. They were never seen again.
Long before the tourists came, this was the land of the Navajo and Hualapai American Indians. Their ancestors left buildings carved into the cliffs, and their forefathers left prehistoric stone engravings in the warren of caves and gorges accessible only from the river. Some of these were filled with luscious palms, others were so narrow you could touch both sides.
There are the magical turquoise waters of the “Little Colorado“, which looks like a film set, and the dazzling cascades of Havasu, which made me feel we’d been transported to some Caribbean theme park. Redwall Cavern was so big it would make for the perfect concert setting.
We fished for trout off the back of the boats and played Frisbee on the beach. At night there was music and storytelling. It wasn’t long before everyone reconnected with their inner child. Boats raced with each other for the best camp spots. The water cannons came out. The groover crew was defeated in a bid to recapture the union flag from our rival raft, despite many a mud bomb being deployed.
THE GOOD RIVER LIFE
The days were halcyon and carefree. Watches were abandoned and all notion of time forgotten. The internet became a distant memory as the canyon closed in. Even those running their own businesses or departments in major banks had to forget about their day jobs and concentrate solely on the task at hand: running the river and enjoying life.
It was an extreme digital detox. For 17 days we went so cold turkey that we had no idea what was going on in the world.
Life became simple. We woke at dawn to clear blue skies and the smell of fresh coffee — whoever was on cooking duty would get up half an hour early and prepare breakfast while the rest of us enjoyed the cool morning breeze. And we slept at dusk — or whenever we’d finished our daily rations of beer — on inflatable mattresses under the stars.
We watched as the moon became fuller over the course of the month until it was so bright we could see the bats dance across the waves.
It wasn’t all play though. We were constantly on the lookout for scorpions and rattlesnakes (we found one sleeping right next to the groover). Sometimes there were fierce winds that threatened to blow our rafts backwards and there were vicious sandstorms that drove grit into our eyes, nostrils and cameras.
TWENTY SECONDS OF TERROR
Our hands and feet were soon cracked from the constant exposure to water and the dry desert air. Our lips were chapped, our nails broken, and the team doctor was widely employed picking cactus spines out of toes.
After the raft flipped at Bedrock Falls, we remained vigilant every time we encountered a big rapid.
We would don our helmets and fasten our life jackets, but even the rafting guides were nervous as we approached the infamous Lava Falls. We stopped short of the cascade and looked down from a nearby cliff at the crashing roar of whitewater. The two Toms pointed out lines to take and “laterals” to avoid.
I was steering this time and Bobby patted me on the shoulder. “Try not to flip it,” he laughed.
Nervously, we let the water draw us towards the boiling foam, and one by one the four rafts entered the fray. No going back now. Hearts pounding, our team paddled into the frothing turbulence. The raft rocked and creaked and smashed through waves the size of a car. At one point the boat was almost vertical, its nose pointing towards the heavens.
Twenty seconds of sheer terror and exhilaration as the water crashed in on us from all sides, and then, as soon as it had begun, it was all over. There were whoops of joy and relieved high fives. We were soaked — but we’d survived.
There were still a couple more days to go, but after Lava nothing could defeat us. We were a team, united by a river and the sense of accomplishment of achieving a great journey.
On the last night we lashed our rafts together and floated 64km down serene waters towards Pearce Ferry, the end of the Grand Canyon. We’d planned to sleep on the bobbing rafts, but most of us stayed awake all night, drinking the last of the beer and enjoying the majesty of the night sky.
As dawn broke and we saw our first roads in almost three weeks, we all agreed that even the prospect of a hotel room in Las Vegas could not compare to the euphoria of those glorious days.