McDeputy’s allergy to the media

Just in case you’d forgotten, McBuffalo has a deputy. His name is DD Mabuza and some call him the Cat. Hogarth’s moles at the presidency say the Cat is allergic to cameras, and has consistently instructed officials in his office not to invite the media to his events. So if you forgot that he exists, you’re not alone. Even McBuffalo “forgot” to acknowledge the Cat in his salutation when he delivered his state of the nation address on Thursday. But God help us if this man becomes president — there’s going to be an information blackout.