Nice tablet, but not quite a cure

So McBuffalo plans to digitise the public school education system, dishing out tablets to all learners in the next few years. That’s not a bad thing at all but the problem is that thousands of learners will be playing Candy Crush while contending with pit latrines. And they will be digitally tracked as they trudge several kilometres to school while fending off criminals chasing after the expensive devices in their backpacks!