Hlaudi on the horizon

BABA kaDuduzane’s special child Hlaudi Motsoeneng came out of hibernation this week to tell us how great he is.

Now, Hogarth has no room to criticise a man who talks about himself in the third person, but Hlaudi’s ramble had all the makings of a fullblown narcissist’s.

He announced that MPs were “mesmerised” by him and said he would lead the country like some sort of South African music-playing pied piper, were it not for the fact that he supports the idea of a woman president.

One Facebook user summarised the press conference as follows: “This comrade is literally madly in love with his own persona, he would marry himself if he could.”