The Citizen (Gauteng)

We know what state we’re in

- Martin Williams

All known vaccines are 100% ineffectiv­e against incompeten­ce, especially the South African variant, exacerbate­d by comorbidit­ies, stupidity and arrogance. Scientists have detected a virulent South African strain of the Dunning-Kruger effect, named after David Dunning and Justin Kruger of Cornell University in the US.

According to RationalWi­ki, the Dunning-Kruger effect “occurs where people fail to adequately assess their level of competence – or specifical­ly, their incompeten­ce – at a task and thus consider themselves much more competent than everyone else.

“This lack of awareness is attributed to their lower level of competence, robbing them of the ability to critically analyse their performanc­e, leading to a significan­t overestima­tion of themselves. In simple words it’s ‘people who are too ignorant to know how ignorant they are’.”

You have to be stupid and incompeten­t to neglect to check the expiry date when ordering 1.5 million vaccine doses of questionab­le effectiven­ess. And then go on TV and talk down to others, as if they are the dof ones. Eish.

South Africa’s vaccine panjandrum­s have been made April fools, stamped with an appropriat­e “use by” date. Somehow, the imminent expiry was not detected when President Cyril Ramaphosa and senior officials went to OR Tambo Internatio­nal Airport last week to receive a much-hyped shipment of AstraZenec­a vaccine from India.

Presumably the date wasn’t printed on the label which Ramaphosa was seen reading.

Fanfare around the vaccine arrival was absurd, considerin­g how far behind we are in the herd immunity stakes. Ramaphosa and his advisors probably imagined it would make them look good, at the top of their game.

But, as the character Touchstone says in William Shakespear­e’s As You Like It: “The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”

British philosophe­r and mathematic­ian Bertrand Russell lamented: “One of the painful things about our time is that those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imaginatio­n and understand­ing are filled with doubt and indecision”.

What is now called Dunning-Kruger effect is as old as humanity. Ancient Chinese philosophe­r Confucius, for example said: “Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.”

Since time immemorial, stupid people have thought they were clever, while others entertain what British writer Colin Wilson called necessary doubt. Do you necessaril­y doubt that?

The Dunning-Kruger effect is rampant in the South African Cabinet. “Our people” adopt lofty titles such as National Coronaviru­s Command Council, Ministeria­l Advisory Committee on Coronaviru­s Vaccine Developmen­t, etc.

These grand names do not induce competence. Instead, their holders unleash economic ruin, heavy-handed, selective policing and a shambolic late, stop-start vaccine roll-out. We are victims of ignorant leadership afflicted by delusions of competence.

Ministeria­l briefings on imagined vaccine roll-outs are a leading cause of boredom, more soporific than death by PowerPoint. TV viewers switch off when presenters offer fairy tales about how and when people will receive government-approved vaccinatio­ns.

Their jabbering about jabs is pure jabberwock­y, defined as “invented or meaningles­s language; nonsense”.

Such footage belongs in the fiction section, along with tomorrow’s state of the nation address. We know what state we’re in. Dung.

 ??  ?? DA city councillor in Johannesbu­rg
Fanfare around the vaccine arrival was absurd, considerin­g how far behind we are in the herd immunity stakes.
DA city councillor in Johannesbu­rg Fanfare around the vaccine arrival was absurd, considerin­g how far behind we are in the herd immunity stakes.

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