The Citizen (KZN)

DANIEL AND SAM

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Daniel

1. A good aged Cognac or some real beer. 2. The Matrix Trilogy and The Doors

3. Long beards encouraged. The ladies can visit, but can’t stay for longer than five minutes. Farting allowed but must be preluded with a 30 second verbal warning (eg. “Guys, I’m about to drop a bomb.”). Good music must be played at all times. (By this I mean I must approve of the song choice).

4. What are your thoughts on the guitar solo in Pink Floyd’s Coming Back To Life? 5. No working allowed and no diet, fat-free foods or salads allowed.

Sam

1. Sound-proof walls for the extreme bass and crisp sound of my favourite songs and movies.

2. I definitely won’t tolerate the “dropping of a bomb” unless it’s going to rhyme to my favourite song and smell like glitter-covered donuts. Jasmine Green Tea.

3. I will invite my ladies over and plot a way to prank the men in the mancave.

4. His laughter and mischievou­s

 ?? Picture: Gallo Images ?? Matthew Booth and his wife, Sonia.
Picture: Gallo Images Matthew Booth and his wife, Sonia.

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