Dope head’s to-do list

AUSTRALIAN police have revealed an insight into the life of a stoner – or habitual dagga smoker – by publishing a 10point to-do list found during a raid in Perth.

They tweeted a copy of the list, which mentioned 10 “Things to do Saturday”.

No 1 was “Get up, get ready”, and after mentioning catching a bus, and going shopping, No 10 read “Chop up and get stoned”.

No 5 was “Go get chips and gravy”, No 8 a reminder to dye hair, and No 9 getting “a stick” – a small amount of dagga in tin foil.

“Are ur Saturdays hectic like this?” police in Murdoch tweeted.

Not everyone found the post humorous, questioning why the police published the list on a public forum. – AFP