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DON’T ALLOW DRINKING AT BEACH WHAT a totally insane suggestion to demarcate an area on the beach for the use of people drinking alcohol (“Plan for beach boozing spots”, October 13), or is it an early April 1 joke? Imagine the robbery, rape, murder, etc that will take place when these inebriated people mingle in the alcohol-free areas. No lifesavers, it will be too dangerous for them.

KITTY

BOOZING spots on beaches: totally NO. Booze and the sea do not go together. A tragedy in the making. ANTI-BOOZE DIDI DESIGNATED areas for drinking: will a drunk person comprehend that he cannot move out of his spot to a different area if he is drunk?

RATEPAYER

DESIGNATED drinking spots: what about them driving home? Not to mention more drownings and headaches for lifesavers. Stupid idea. Just saying. DENNY

WAY OPEN TO PROSECUTE JACOB ZUMA SHAUN Abrahams, the ball is in your court. The taxpayers pay your salary to do your job, not Jacob Zuma. We SA citizens are watching and it must be done now. Put your beloved Zuma on trial. Do it. Don’t be a a ******* , bud!

LOGIE THE cartoon in yesterday’s The Herald refers to Shaun Abrahams as “Shaun the sheep”. Now why is Shaun the sheep not seen as racist?

BRAAM MAREE, UITENHAGE WHAT a sigh of relief. South Africans can breathe again. The venomous head is almost destroyed. Mmusi Maimane for president.

ROGER

COMMENTATOR IRRITATES ANYONE else irritated by SABC commentator Ed Rainsford? Of all the available ex-players, why settle for such mediocrity? HANSIE

TRAFFIC OFFICERS MUST POLICE CYCLISTS CYCLISTS’ safety: traffic officials should be out in force [to take action] against cyclists riding abreast and talking. For a start they have no licences to be on the road in the first place. They are right behind taxi drivers with regard to [disregarding the] rules of the road.

OBSERVER