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COLLABORATE

What else did we expect with regard to statistics as police themselves collaborate with criminals to advance criminal activities? READER

NO RESPONSE

I have been phoning the 0800- number to report a very bad water leak in Connaught Road, Kensington, since 9am [on Tuesday]. No response from this number. Where are you, Mr Mayor, standing next to the dam as if you brought rain? God brought rain, not you. Your time as mayor is very short. E

JOIN THE CIRCUS

I hope the clowns in the council have taken note what the judge and Hawks said about Johann Mettler. The circus is coming, join it.

LEON

BEING REPORTED

Mongameli Bobani, I just want you to know I am

writing a letter to Bantu Holomisa about you. I and other officers who served with him are going to leave the party if you are not fired. Also the city manager does not fall under you, you are a joke. EX-SADF

SETTLERS’ INFLUENCE

Grahamstown renamed Makhanda: were the city of Grahamstown, Rhodes University and the Cathedral of St Michael and St George in existence before the settlers arrived?

OBSERVER

WHAT WILL HAPPEN?

We all know that land will be expropriated without compensation. What will happen to those whites from whom land will be taken? (Welcome to Sidwell.)

PETRUS, PORT ELIZABETH

A DISGRACE

Serena Williams, you are disgracing yourself. Learn to be a gracious loser.

ANTI-TANTRUM AUNT