The Mercury

The forces sang to their sweetheart

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1. Backing engagement for driver (7,4) 9. A New Testament worker (3) 10. Steps taken to raise acts? (9) 11. Improve half of them to finish with (5) 13. Sort of job in which only a limited living can be made? (4-3) 14. Current dangers involving speed trials? (6) 16. Lower oneself to see cleric about me (6) 18. Trite as a performer (7) 19. Provide food for feline with hesitation (5) 20. Eliminate from a tied race (9) 21. The lot of the local licensee (3) 22. Summary of latest fresh instructio­ns on vice? (4,2,5) 2. Consume stewed tea (3) 3. In this case, a sedative brought relief (5) 4. Bashful about also getting a drink (6) 5. Rubbish found by brigade leader in vehicle repair place (7) 6. A cellar used for humiliatio­n (9) 7. Wave presenting no danger to the criminal (4-7) 8. Van part? (7,4) 12. Speak at length at entering to make amends (9) 15. Sack dunderhead who isn’t married (7) 17. Keep possession of bad tea in row (6) 19. It’s obvious the French are in the vehicle (5) 21. How old clothing disappeare­d from 5? (3)

1 Seek; 3 Waxworks; 9 Rose-hip; 10 Lemon; 11 Long-standing; 13 Chopin; 15 Assent; 17 Afterthoug­ht; 20 Ounce; 21 Present; 22 Theatres; 23 Onus. 1 Surplice; 2 Essen; 4 Appeal; 5 Well-disposed; 6 Romance; 7 Sane; 8 Chastiseme­nt; 12 Statutes; 14 Offence; 16 Staple; 18 Green; 19 Bout.

amain amen ament amentia amine anent anima animate anna ante anti inane INANIMATE inmate innate main mana mane mania manna manta mate matin mean meant meat mina miniate name neat taenia tame team tinea There’ll be bluebirds over The white cliffs of Dover Tomorrow Just you wait and see… S VERA Lynn, The Forces’ Sweetheart, really turning 100? Yes, next month. Is she really bringing out a new album? Yep, on her 100th birthday – new arrangemen­ts, apparently also involving current singers, of all the old wartime numbers – We’ll meet Again, The White Cliffs of Dover, Lili Marlene,A Nightingal­e Sang In Berkeley Square…

Since I interviewe­d her yonks ago at the Edward, then accompanie­d her to lunch at the Air Force Club, Vera has been made a Dame of the Realm for her contributi­on to morale in World War II. She was much like our own Lady In White, Perla Siedle Gibson, who sang to the troopships and warships from the dockside in Durban harbour during the war.

That lunch at the Air Force Club? It was quite a shindig.

“Give us a song, Vera!” the fellows inevitably called.

“No, it’s your turn to sing to me!” We’ll meet again Don’t know where Don’t know when But I know we’ll meet again Some sunny day… The fellows huskily belted it out at the lunch table as Vera beat time. In musical terms it

IA READER responds:

I offer my experience regarding the letter from the lady whose husband is about to lose his job?

“I worked very hard and had a thriving business. Through a series of bad “May was absolutely awful. In terms of sentiment it was wonderful. The forces sang to their sweetheart.

This album will be for a generation that has all but disappeare­d. Who knows, it might catch on with the youngsters. It’s history anyway.

Queensland

ALL eyes on Brisbane. Can the Sharks pull it off ? What are the pointers for the season ahead? Has the Lambkin made a complete recovery from the physical pounding he took last season?

I myself have every confidence in Robert du Preez as a coach. The side put together is about as strong as you can assemble. I’m sure the Lambkin will razzle-dazzle.

’Ere we go, ’ere we go, ’ere we go!

Stand by for a blizzard of knickers at the Street Shelter for the Over-Forties, a shooting-out of streetligh­ts in the traditiona­l celebrator­y decisions and industry-related changes I lost my business and all my savings. I never told my wife everything because I felt like a failure. I felt useless. She could see what was going on but never said a word. “I wanted to end my life. I remember the day not because of my planned suicide attempt but because of what my wife said. I had it all planned out but decided to go feu de joie with catapults fashioned from the gals’ knicker elastic. It’s rugby season at last! Fiat Cub WE’VE been discussing of late the potential of various cars – such as the old Volkswagen Beetle and the old Datsun Bluebird – in, shall we say, unorthodox off-road manoeuvrin­gs. It would be remiss not to mention the qualities of the old 500cc Fiat Cub.

This tiny little car was the only one that could drive at night down the pedestrian lanes in the Maritzburg CBD during varsity days. Great fun! The night watchmen would blow their whistles and give chase.

I refer to the old Fiat Cubs, the high-wheeled model – magnificen­t roadholdin­g – and with the engine under the bonnet where it belongs, not behind. Mine actually had a foldaway canvas roof, you could call it a sportscar. Vroom, vroom! – 500cc – here we come!

With a Fiat Cub you could leave a place – say the Imperial Hotel – late at night and drive all the way home on the pavement, just for fun. But the pedestrian lanes, with all the lawyers’ offices – those were the real thing.

I was on such a sortie one night. In the passenger’s seat was a fellow who was later to play wing for Natal. We had home one more time. When I got home she was busy with household chores. I was a wreck trying to act normal. I tried to relate what had happened to the business and asked her to forgive me.

“She turned to me with a bewildered and said: ‘Forgive the canopy open. Exuberance took over. My pal leapt up and started swinging on an attorney’s signboard that hung out over the lane.

Then – crack! – the thing came away from the wall and my pal and the sign came down in the car.

Whistles were blowing, boots pounding. I managed to get rid of the sign and put foot on gas, my pal complainin­g volubly that he wanted to keep the sign as a souvenir. We got away.

It’s the kind of thing you could do only in a Fiat Cub.

Tailpiece

THIS fellow goes into a bar with a small dog. He sits the dog down on the piano stool and it starts playing hot honky-tonk. The place is entranced.

Then a big dog runs in, grabs the small one by the scruff of the neck and drags him outside.

Barman: “That little dog’s amazing. But what’s with the big dog?”

“Oh, that’s his mother. She wants him to be a vet.”

Last word

AN ECONOMIST is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today. – Laurence J Peter

yourself… these things happen, stop being so hard on yourself ’. She held me and said we would get through this.

“People think I lost everything but I did not. My wife made me see that ‘everything’ truly is my family. We suffered and life isn’t easy but they have never once made me feel like a failure.”

A former Durbanite, Smith is a family therapist in the US. You can e-mail him at FamilyTher­apist@iCloud.com Code Cracker is challengin­g, but fun. Each number in the grid represents a letter of the alphabet. For example, today 23 represents G, so fill in G every time the number23 appears. You have 1 letter in the grid to start you off. Enter them into the main grid and then use your knowledge of words to work out which letters go in the missing squares. Code Cracker does not always use all the letters of the alphabet.

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