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Footie in the slums again

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- Ian Herbert

IF YOU listen to those senior British officers already preparing to police England fans at the Russia World Cup next summer, you will find signs of optimism.

The first diplomatic mission to Moscow recently concluded and it is clear that Russian football police have a good intelligen­ce network, know exactly where the criminal element resides and can handle these crowds with more sophistica­tion than the outside world might think.

It is England who present the problem. When the nation’s fans were involved in open warfare with French and Russian gangs at last summer’s European Championsh­ips, talk among football’s authoritie­s turned to how they might be persuaded that watching the national team should not involve colonising some unsuspecti­ng town and singing about the RAF and the war.

Last summer’s hooliganis­m storm burned out as fast as it took hold and what we have been left with at Dortmund this week has been the same sense of embarrassm­ent to be English.

The occupation of the German town was one thing, but the chanting and absence of respect during England’s match against Joachim Löw’s side took things up onto another level.

Just when you thought it might have vanished, those so-familiar strains of the 10 German bombers song issued out again like the return of a recurring nightmare. And it was not an intellectu­allychalle­nged few who were happy to sing for fully 15 minutes of how “the RAF from England shot them down.” Dozens did so.

There’s a bit of choreograp­hy at the end of the song where everyone puts their arms out like a plane. It is no exaggerati­on to say that the corner housing the English component was full of wretched planes. You just hoped that the Germans couldn’t work out what they were singing.

That was half way through the first half of what, in retrospect, we can say was one of the most promising performanc­es from an England side for years – a display of intelligen­ce, positional awareness and confidence, provided by a group of young England players quite clearly up to the intellectu­al challenge of a new tactical system.

Yet throughout that first 45-minute period there was not a single song about an England player. The Geman contingent had shown what an interest in football looked like with their send-off for Lukas Podolski, of course, though the braying English saw fit to howl through that and to boo through the German national anthem.

The ugliness of the hand gestures for Podolski when he left the field are almost beyond words.

This was the behaviour of scum. Such are the liberties for which our forebears laid down their lives.

What would they think to see these people now?

The only mercy about next summer in Moscow is that the tournament is too far away and its locations too far removed from each other to send England supporters out in vast numbers.

But a few Russia songs are doing the rounds already and from where we stand now, it seems very likely that English football’s reputation will be dragged through the mud again. – The Independen­t

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