Smart wives use sex play to tire men: study

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EVER THOUGHT get­ting your hus­band to fall asleep from ex­haus­tion would save your mar­riage?

Wed­ded bliss can be in­ter­rupted when the bed­room is no longer a love nest but rather a place to dis­cuss ev­ery­day tasks and just sleep.

A re­cent study by the dat­ing site for mar­ried peo­ple, Vic­to­ria Mi­lan, has re­vealed how much time a “clever” woman puts into keep­ing her hus­band sat­is­fied so there’s less chance he’ll stray.

Over 12 000 men, who are ac­tive mem­bers of the site, were asked how long their wives and part­ners spend pleas­ing and teas­ing them in the bed­room, and how cre­ative their part­ners are with love games.

Some of the ad­ven­tur­ous games that the part­ners dab­bled in in­cluded play­ing with and eat­ing fruit, al­ter­nat­ing ice and warm sen­sa­tions on skin, ex­per­i­ment­ing with play­ful sex toys, lick­ing melted choco­late and whipped cream from each other’s bod­ies and stream­ing sex­ual acts for the plea­sure of un­known strangers.

Ac­cord­ing to the study, a woman with re­la­tion­ship longevity in mind keeps things fresh by en­sur­ing the mar­i­tal bed re­mains a place of plea­sure, and she uses it as such for hours in the evenings.

It seems the sex­u­ally smart woman knows that the longer she oc­cu­pies her hus­band, the more she will ex­haust him and re­duce the de­sire he might have to go and spend his sex­ual en­ergy with an­other woman.

For this study, men from 21 coun­tries were sur­veyed and the Ir­ish came out on top. Ir­ish women ap­par­ently spend the most time warm­ing the bed for their men.

On av­er­age, Ir­ish women spend 152 min­utes tak­ing care of their man so his eyes don’t wan­der.

Still in Europe, Swedish men are al­most as for­tu­nate, as their wives will ded­i­cate 135 min­utes to pleas­ing and ex­haust­ing them sex­u­ally.

Pol­ish women are no fools and know they need to keep their hus­band busy in the bed­room to avoid him be­ing tempted by other beau­ti­ful Pol­ish women: 131 min­utes per bed­room ses­sion are spent en­sur­ing he’s sex­u­ally sat­is­fied.

You could set a timer to how long a Ger­man frau will spend time fluff­ing about in the mar­i­tal bed: 130 min­utes are as­signed to amorous ac­tiv­i­ties.

Ger­mans are known for their kinky, bound­ary-push­ing boudoir be­hav­iour.

The Ital­ian señori­tas dish up 126 tasty, tan­ta­liz­ing and tempt­ing min­utes when they pin their hus­bands down in the bed­room. Ital­ian women are gen­er­ous but also jeal­ous and will go to any lengths to please their man.

Dan­ish, Swiss, Greek women also spend over 120 min­utes pleas­ing their beaus.

Back home it’s said that South African men are given no rea­son to stray or even look at other women, con­sid­er­ing their wives give them 102 min­utes of adult at­ten­tion each time they head for the mat­tress.

Founder and chief ex­ec­u­tive of Vic­to­ria Mi­lan, Sig­urd Vedal, said clever women will ex­haust their hus­band with fore­play and keep their knowl­edge of ad­ven­tur­ous sex­ual trends up to date.

“There’s an old adage from a mother to her daugh­ter: in or­der to avoid your hus­band be­ing in­ter­ested in other ladies, you should spend all your hus­band’s money and en­sure he is sex­u­ally ex­hausted and doesn’t even have the en­ergy to look at an­other woman,” Vedal said.

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