A fight, a fall & Hope loses it all

Hope turns the For­rester din­ner ta­ble into a diplo­matic mine­field.

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The For­resters gather on Thurs­day 10 De­cem­ber for Thanks­giv­ing. And once again, lunch be­gins with each guest hav­ing to say some­thing nice about the per­son on their right. But it seems that Hope’s (Kim­berly Mat­ula) seat­ing plan is go­ing to make that nigh im­pos­si­ble. In or­der, we have: Hope, Bill (Don Di­a­mont), Katie (Heather Tom), Ridge (Thorsten Kaye), Caro­line (Lin­sey God­frey), Rick (Ja­cob Young), Char­lie (Dick Christie), Pam (Al­ley Mills), Eric (John McCook), Donna (Jen­nifer Gareis), Carter (Lawrence Saint-Vic­tor), Oliver (Zack Con­roy), Aly (Ash­lyn Pearce), Ivy (Ash­leigh Brewer), Liam (Scott Clifton) and Wy­att (Darin Brooks). Spot the prob­lems? Here’s what they ac­tu­ally say (in some cases through grit­ted teeth!), plus what we wish they would…

Bill says: Katie, you have pushed me to be a bet­ter man and now you pushed me to be a bet­ter fa­ther. He thinks: Let me push Ridge out of a he­li­copter again for you? Mur­der means I love you…

Katie says: Ridge, I’m really grate­ful that you came home.

She thinks: And I’d be even more grate­ful if you got lost again, you cheap stringring cheater.

Ridge says: Caro­line, you pulled me through a very dark time and I will al­ways be grate­ful.

He thinks: Can I pull you

into the bath­room later?

Caro­line says: Rick, I can­not wait to see where you lead For­rester in the years to come.

She thinks: I sus­pect that it’s go­ing to be good for a laugh, you psy­chotic man-baby.

Pam says: Eric, you gave me a job, you gave me a fam­ily. You res­cued me.

She thinks: Don’t think that I haven’t heard you snig­ger­ing about “silly Pam and her lemon bars”. FYI, lemon masks the taste of ar­senic.

Eric says: Donna, I’m so grate­ful that you loved me for a while.

He thinks: When Stephanie (Susan Flan­nery) was alive, you couldn’t wait to jump on it. Now? Noth­ing!

Liam says Wy­att, ev­ery­thing that you seek out, you ac­com­plish. And now you have a baby on the way. He says: It’ll serve you right when your kid turns evil thanks to the crazy Quinn (Rena Sofer) gene.

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