NO ORDINARY PITCH

Tune in for musical mayhem like… Drunk Hakeem rants about US

1 President Obama being a sellout while urinating on a restaurant carpet in episode 2 (10 February). The video footage goes viral and Lucious has to apologise to President Obama on the phone. Cookie is loud, in your face and

2 doesn’t hold back. When she wants something, she’ll do what it takes to get it… like in episode 6 (9 March), when she shows up to a family dinner at Lucious’s mansion wearing an overcoat and lingerie. Except she’s not expecting what Lucious has to announce… Bipolar Andre is having a rough

3 ride in episode 8 (23 March) and puts a gun to his head. By episode 9 (30 March), he’s off his meds and is committed to a mental institute after an outburst at work. Cookie was locked up for a

4 very long time and her needs, well, need attention. Who better to bed and get under Lucious’s skin than his new head of security Malcolm (Derek Luke)? And it all starts in episode 9 (30 March) with Malcolm saving a very drunk Cookie from a ’hood mugging. In episode 11 (13 April), sleep

5 talking Lucious admits to murder. Who’s listening? Cookie!