8 – 14 February
Wednesday 8 February
22:30 She’s Out Of My League (e.tv) Comedy. A loser can’t believe his luck when a beautiful woman falls for him. Jay Baruchel (2010) (16SL). 23:45/00:00 Jarhead 3: The Siege (M-Net Sat/Dec) Action. Marines must protect a US embassy that’s under attack in the Middle East. Charlie Weber (2016) (16VL). 00:40 Subject Two (e.tv) Thriller. A doctor tests his resurrection formula by repeatedly killing his assistant. Christian Oliver, Dean Stapleton (2006) (16VL). 02:55 The Wishing Well
(e.tv) Drama. A sceptical journalist from the city writes a story about a wishing well in a small town, only to learn that it’s real. Jason London (2010) (PG13). 03:30 The Forest (M-Net) Horror. A woman faces off with a supernatural force while searching for her twin in Japan’s Suicide Forest. Natalie Dormer, Eoin Macken (2016) (16V).
Thursday 9 February
09:30 Home Invasion (M-Net) Thriller. A woman and her stepson call their security company when their home is targeted by burglars. Scott Adkins, Natasha Henstridge (2016) (13VL). 21:00 & 02:40 Tyler Perry’s Daddy’s Little Girls (e.tv) Drama. A successful lawyer falls in love with the single father she’s helping to keep custody of his three daughters. Idris Elba, Gabrielle Union (2007) (PG13). 23:30/00:25 Anomalisa (M-Net Sat/Dec) Animation. A man who’s bored with his routine lifestyle gets a peek of what he is missing. Voices of David Thewlis, Jennifer Jason Leigh (2015) (16SNL). 23:05 Backwash (e.tv) Comedy. Three friends go on a crazy adventure when one of them robs a bank armed with only a salami. Joshua Malina, Michael Panes, Michael Ian Black (2010) (PG).
00:55 Siblings (e.tv) Comedy. A man goes home and competes with his
brother to win the heart of a beautiful woman. Robert Lawson Gordon (2009) (16VL). 03:00/03:20 The 5th Wave
(M-Net) Action. Earth is attacked by aliens and a desperate young woman tries to save her brother. Chloë Grace Moretz (2016) (PG13).
Friday 10 February
09:30 Kindergarten Cop 2
(M-Net) Comedy. An old grumpy FBI agent goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher to recover data stolen from the Witness Protection Program. Dolph Lundgren (2016) (PG13). 14:30 Good Boy! (e.tv) Fantasy. A boy discovers that his new dog is an alien on a mission to colonise Earth. Liam Aiken (2003) (A). 20:30 Wrath Of The Titans (e.tv) Adventure. Zeus is held captive in the Underworld and it’s up to his halfgod son Perseus to save the world. Liam Neeson (2012) (PG13). 22:00 Holy Man (Mzansi Magic) Comedy. A TV
producertric guru to hires save an his eccen- telesalesphy (1998) show. (16VL).Eddie Mur22:35 & 02:35 Species II (e.tv) Sci-fi. A woman cloned from alien DNA helps scientists fight a new threat from space. Natasha Henstridge (1998) (18VSNL). 23:10 The Gift (M-Net Sat) Mystery. A couple’s lives are torn apart by a stranger who brings the husband’s past with him. Jason Bateman, Joel Edgerton (2015) (16L). 00:30 Revelation (e.tv) Horror. A US doctor whose medical licence is revoked takes a job in Jamaica as a nurse. Jennifer Grey, Craig Sheffer (2002) (16V). 03:05 The Finest Hours
(M-Net) Drama. A blizzard in 1952 almost sinks two oil tankers and the Coast Guard tries to rescue the crews. Chris Pine (2016) (PG13).
Saturday 11 February
06:00 Annabelle Hooper & The Ghosts Of Nantucket (M-Net Sat) Adventure. A teenageand her friends mystery must writer outsmartto solve a two 200-year- thieves old Madison mystery. (2016) Bailee (A). 13:00 (M-Net) The Animation.Little Prince A little introducesgirl’s neighbourher to the magical world of the Little Prince. Voice of Jeff Bridges (2015) PG). 14:05 The Wind In The Willows (e.tv) Comedy. Mole and Rat fight back when Mr Toad sells Mole’s home to the Weasels. Steve Coogan (1997) (A). 16:00 Mulan (SABC2) Animation. A Chinese girl in disguise takes her dad’s place in the army. Voice of MingNa Wen (1998) (A). 19:00 Man Of Tai Chi (SABC3) Action. A martial arts fighter lands himself in the world of underground fighting. Tiger Hu Chen, Keanu Reeves (2013) (16). 19:30 Big Momma’s House 2 (e.tv) Comedy. An FBI agent goes undercover again as Big Momma to find evidence that his friend was murdered by his wife. Martin Lawrence (2006) (PG13). 21:00 This Is 40 (SABC3) Comedy. A couple about to turn 40 find that their work and marriage are falling apart. Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann (2012) (16). 21:04 All Is Lost (SABC2) Adventure. A sailor alone on his yacht collides with a shipping container while at sea and he’s forced to fight for his life when his equipment and yacht both fall to pieces. Robert Redford (2013) (PG13). 21:35 Waiting To Exhale (e.tv) Drama. Four women bond as they try to deal with men, careers and family re-
sponsibilities.Houston (1995) Whitney(16). 22:30 (M-Net) Point Action. Break An FBI agent goes undercover in a gang of extreme sports athletes who pull off heists. Edgar Ramirez (2015) (PG13). 00:10 Body Of A Woman (e.tv) Drama. A female bartender and a smalltime hustler work to con her hubby out of his insurance payout. Lara Flynn Boyle, Danny Nucci (1997) (16SL). 00:30 Standoff (M-Net) Thriller. A war veteran protects a 12-year-old girl from an assassin after she witnesses a murder. Thomas Jane (2016) (16VL). 01:40 SharkMan (e.tv) Horror. A scientist trying to cure his son’s cancer accidentally turns himself into a half-man, half-shark. Hunter Tylo, Jeffrey Combs (2005) (16V). 01:55 The Danish Girl
(M-Net) Biographical drama. Based on the true story of Danish artists Lili Elbe and Gerda Wegener as they deal with Lili’s transgender identity. Eddie Redmayne, Alicia Vikander (2015) (16). 03:50 Big Sky (M-Net) Thriller. A teen with a fear of open spaces and her mom are attacked by a gunman on their trip. Bella Thorne (2015) (16VL).
Sunday 12 February
05:25 Jessica Darling’s It
List (M-Net) Comedy. A girl in middle school follows a list from her sister on how to become popular. Chloe East (2016) (PG). 11:05 The Little Prince (M-Net) Animation. See Saturday. 12:05 Glitter (e.tv) Drama. A wannabe singer uses her famous DJ
boyfriendinto the musicto try industry.break Mariah Beesley Carey, (2001) Max (PG13). 14:30 SummerA Fairly (SABC3) Odd Family. Timmy Turner and his fairy godparents go on a trip to Hawaii. Drake Bell (2014) (A). 16:30 Ali Baba (SABC3) Animation. A woodcutter stumbles upon a cave full of treasure. Voices of Caz Adams, Robert Mack (1991) (A). 19:00 The Wedding Planner (SABC3) Romance. A wedding planner falls for her new VIP client’s fiancé. Jennifer Lopez (2001) (PG13L). 20:00 & 01:45 The Mechanic (e.tv) Action. A hitman takes on an apprentice, not knowing that the man is the son of one of his victims. Jason Statham (2011) (16VLSN). 20:05 The Huntsman: Winter’s War (M-Net) Action. The huntsman and his secret lover try to stop two evil ice queens from destroying the Enchanted Forest. Chris Hemsworth, Charlize Theron (2016) (13VS). 21:30 Gladiator (Mzansi
Magic) Action. A Roman general is forced to fight as a gladiator after the evil Caesar murders his family and destroys his life. Russell Crowe, Connie Nielsen, Joaquin Phoenix, Oliver Reed (2000) (16V). 22:15 Head Above Water (e.tv) Comedy. A judge finds his life in turmoil when he gets mixed up with a dead body, his mistress and wife. Harvey Keitel, Cameron Diaz (1996) (PG13). 23:20 Risen (M-Net) Adventure. A Roman soldier is tasked with finding the body of a crucified Jewish man who’s risen from his grave. Joseph Fiennes (2016) (PG13).
23:50 & 03:25 Edge Of
America (e.tv) Drama. Based on the true story of a black high teacher who takes a job on a Native American Reservation where he also coaches the girls’ basketball team. James McDaniel (2003) (PG13L). 01:05 Deadly Inferno (M-Net) Drama. A group of co-workers are stuck in a building that’s on fire. Charlotte Arnold (2016) (PG13). 02:30 The Gift (M-Net) Mystery. See Friday. 04:30 Open Season: Scared Silly (M-Net) Animation. Elliot the deer tells a campfire story to scare the fear out of Boog the bear. Voice of William Townsend (2015) (A).
Monday 13 February
09:30 The Lady In The Van (M-Net) Biographical drama. A man bonds with the homeless woman who’s parked her van in his driveway and stays for 15 years. Maggie Smith, Alex Jennings (2015) (PG13). 22:30 & 03:30 Behind En
emy Lines (e.tv) Thriller. A naval officer defies orders and sets out to save a US fighter pilot who was shot down over Bosnia. Gene Hackman, Owen Wilson (2001) (PG13) 23:25/00:15 Hello, My Name Is Doris (M-Net Sat/ Dec) Comedy. A woman in her 60s sets her sights on a younger colleague. Sally Field (2015) (13L). 00:20 Voyage Of The Heart (e.tv) Drama. A varsity student doing a research project in a small fishing village falls for a middle-aged local fisherman. Bill Ackridge (1989) (13L). 01:05/01:55 Suffragette (M-Net Sat/Dec) Biogra- phical drama. Women risk their lives, family, jobs and homes as they fight for equality and the right to vote. Carey Mulligan, Helena Bonham Carter, Ben Whishaw (2015) (13L). 01:50 Stay Cool (e.tv) Comedy. A successful author has a feeling of nostalgia when he returns to his hometown to give a speech at his old high school. Winona Ryder (2010) (PG13). 03:10/03:55 Before We Go (M-Net Sat/Dec) Comedy. Two strangers bond after they’re forced to confront their fears. Chris Evans, Alice Eve (2014) (PG13).
Tuesday 14 February
09:30 Love The Coopers (M-Net) Comedy. Four generations of a family get together for their annual Christmas dinner but it’s ruined by uninvited guests. Steve Martin (2015) (PG13). 22:30 I Love You, Man
(e.tv) Comedy. A man finds the perfect best man for his wedding, only for his engagement to start falling apart. Paul Rudd, Jason Segel (2009) (16). 23:35/00:00 Anomalisa (M-Net Sat/Dec) Animation. See Thursday. 00:40 Running With The Hitman (e.tv) Comedy. An unhappy grandfather hires a hitman to kill his son-in-law for not letting him see his grandson. Judd Hirsch (2004) (PG13V). 01:11/01:45 The Gift (M-Net Sat/Dec) Thriller. See Friday. 02:20 Sea Wolf (e.tv) Adventure. A young man adrift at sea is picked up by a cruel captain and his crew. Tim Roth (2009) (13VL). 03:20/03:50 Home Invasion (M-Net Sat/Dec) Thriller. See Thursday.