LETTERS

ience. It occurred as a result of a campaign that was run outside of our process, directly with the agency. We have addressed this with the business concerned, reiterated the internal process that should be followed and commit to maintaining the highest standards in our client engagements. AIM A jet of water under high pressure at my car? (Toyota Orchid, November 23)

No thanks, I’ll pass on wetting the bits that have to stay dry.

High-pressure hoses force water into the air-to-cabin inlet pipes, from which it drips on to one’s feet for the next couple of days, and, far worse, into the dashboard electronics. High pressure hoses also force water past supposedly watertight body panel seams – yes, even with a Toyota – where it causes rust.

For these reasons, please give Toyota and its agency a welldeserved Onion award. THIS past week a company named Gold Capital has been advertising on the radio. They deal in gold and “JOOLERY!” Aargh! For goodness’ sake, can’t they get someone to pronounce the word “jewellery” correctly?

Please award them a fat Onion for their awful ad!