DSTV Guide

MONDAY UNIVERSAL 06.00 TBA 08.45 The Mentalist 09.30 TBA 15.30 The Santa Switch 17.05 NCIS Los Angeles 17.55 Two And A Half Men 18.20 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 19.10 NCIS 20.50 Rosewood 21.40 TBA 23.20 NCIS BBC BRIT 06.00 Total Wipeout 06.55 The Graham Norton Show 07.45 QI 08.45 Top Gear 09.40 Traffic Cops 10.35 Police Interceptors 11.25 Undercover Boss 12.15 Total Wipeout 13.10 Pointless 14.00 Traffic Cops 14.55 Police Interceptors 15.40 Police Camera Action! 16.05 Undercover Boss 17.00 Total Wipeout 18.00 Pointless 19.00 Top Gear 20.00 SAS: Who Dares Wins 21.00 An Idiot Abroad 22.00 Top Gear 23.00 Police Camera Action! 23.25 Total Wipeout BBC LIFESTYLE 06.00 Bargain Hunt 06.45 The Weakest Link 08.25 Storage: Flog The Lot 09.10 Don’t Tell The Bride 11.00 The Great British Bake Off: Christmas 2013 12.00 The Great South African Bake Off 12.55 The Great South African Bake Off 13.50 The Great South African Bake Off 14.50 The Great South African Bake Off 22.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 22.55 Embarrassing Bodies 23.50 Dating In The Dark UK DISCOVERY 06.00 Impossible Engineering 10.50 Gold Rush 17.15 Harley And The Davidsons 19.05 Edge Of Alaska 20.00 Gold Rush 21.00 Deadliest Catch 22.00 Chaos Caught On Camera NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 06.00 Brain Games 06.30 Money Meltdown 07.00 Strippers: Cars For Cash 08.00 Monster Fish 08.50 Science Of Stupid 09.40 Machine Impossible 10.30 Live Free Or Die 11.20 History’s Secrets 12.10 Food School 12.40 Dead End Express 13.35 Mad Scientists 14.05 Seconds From Disaster 15.00 Science Of Stupid 15.30 Ultimate Airport Dubai 16.25 World’s Toughest Fixes 17.20 Perfect Storms 18.15 Monster Fish 19.10 How To Win At Everything 19.35 Do Or Die 20.05 Science Of Stupid 20.30 Science Of Stupid 21.00 Machine Impossible 21.55 Underworld Inc 22.50 ExoMars: The Hunt For Life 23.45 Antarctica TUESDAY UNIVERSAL 06.00 The Mentalist 06.45 Rookie Blue 07.35 Cold Case 08.20 TBA 08.45 The Mentalist 09.30 TBA 10.15 Two And A Half Men 10.40 The Santa Switch 12.15 TBA 13.05 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 13.55 NCIS Los Angeles 14.40 NCIS 15.30 Back To Christmas 17.05 NCIS Los Angeles 17.55 Two And A Half Men 18.20 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 19.10 Deliver Us From Eva 21.00 Hope Springs 22.50 TBA 23.40 Rosewood BBC BRIT 06.00 Total Wipeout 06.55 The Graham Norton Show 07.45 QI 08.50 Top Gear 09.45 Traffic Cops 10.35 Police Interceptors 11.25 Undercover Boss 12.15 Total Wipeout 13.10 Pointless 14.00 Traffic Cops 14.50 Police Interceptors 15.35 Police Camera Action! 16.05 Undercover Boss 17.00 Total Wipeout 18.00 Pointless 19.00 Top Gear 20.00 Episodes 20.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys 21.00 The Graham Norton Show 22.00 Top Gear 23.00 Police Camera Action! 23.30 SAS: Who Dares Wins BBC LIFESTYLE 06.00 Bargain Hunt 06.45 The Weakest Link 08.25 Storage: Flog The Lot 09.15 Bargain Hunt 10.05 Nigel Slater’s 12 Tastes Of Christmas 11.00 MasterChef: The Professionals 11.30 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 12.00 Come Dine With Me: Supersized 13.45 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 14.35 Dinner Date 15.30 The Great British Bake Off: Christmas 2012 16.25 Come Dine With Me 17.30 Deal Or No Deal 18.05 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 19.00 Come Dine With Me: South Africa 20.00 The Great British Bake Off: Christmas 2013 21.00 Just Cooking 21.30 Rachel Khoo’s Kitchen Notebook 22.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 23.05 Embarrassing Bodies DISCOVERY 06.00 How Do They Do It? 06.45 Gold Divers 07.30 Baggage Battles 08.20 Deadliest Catch 09.10 How Do They Do It? 10.00 Food Factory 10.50 Edge of Alaska 11.45 Gold Rush 12.40 Fast N’ Loud 13.35 Deadliest Catch 14.30 Baggage Battles 15.25 Food Factory 16.20 How Do They Do It? 17.15 Fast N’ Loud 18.10 Gold Divers 19.05 Dual Survival 20.00 Treasure Quest 21.00 Naked And Afraid 22.00 Street Outlaws 23.00 Fast N’ Loud 23.55 Dual Survival NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 06.00 Brain Games 06.30 Money Meltdown 07.00 Strippers: Cars For Cash 08.00 Monster Fish 08.50 Car SOS 09.40 Supercar Megabuild 10.30 Live Free Or Die 11.20 Time Scanners 12.10 Food School 12.40 Dead End Express 13.35 Mad Scientists 14.05 Seconds From Disaster 15.00 Science Of Stupid 15.30 Ultimate Airport Dubai 16.25 World’s Toughest Fixes 17.20 Terror In The Skies 18.15 Monster Fish 19.10 Two Tales Of China 19.35 Do Or Die 20.05 Car SOS 21.00 Supercar Megabuild 21.55 Underworld Inc 22.50 Science Of Stupid 23.45 Machine Impossible WEDNESDAY UNIVERSAL 06.00 The Mentalist 06.45 Rookie Blue 07.35 Cold Case 08.20 Two And A Half Men 08.45 The Mentalist 09.30 NCIS Los Angeles 10.15 Two And A Half Men 10.40 Back To Christmas 12.15 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 13.55 NCIS Los Angeles 14.40 NCIS 15.30 Hats Off To Christmas 17.05 NCIS Los Angeles 17.55 Two And A Half Men 18.20 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 19.10 Along Came Polly 20.50 TBA 23.20 NCIS BBC BRIT 06.00 Total Wipeout 06.55 The Graham Norton Show 07.45 QI 08.50 Top Gear 09.45 Traffic Cops 10.35 Police Interceptors 11.25 Undercover Boss 12.15 Total Wipeout 13.10 Pointless 14.00 Traffic Cops 14.50 Police Interceptors 15.40 Police Camera Action! 16.05 Undercover Boss 17.00 Total Wipeout 18.00 Pointless 19.00 Top Gear 20.00 Drive 21.00 Speed With Guy Martin 22.00 Top Gear 23.00 Police Camera Action! 23.30 Episodes BBC LIFESTYLE 06.00 Bargain Hunt 06.45 The Weakest Link 08.20 Storage: Flog the Lot 09.10 Bargain Hunt 09.55 Abby & Brittany 10.50 MasterChef: The Professionals 11.45 Come Dine With Me: Supersized 13.25 Strictly Come Dancing: Christmas Special 2013 14.45 Dinner Date 15.30 The Great British Bake Off: Christmas 2013 16.30 Just Cooking 17.00 Rachel Khoo’s Kitchen Notebook 17.30 Deal Or No Deal 18.10 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 19.00 Come Dine With Me 20.00 Jamie’s Big Family Christmas 21.05 Dinner Date 22.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 23.00 Embarrassing Bodies 23.55 Dating in the Dark UK DISCOVERY 06.00 How Do They Do It? 06.45 Gold Divers 07.30 Baggage Battles 08.20 Deadliest Catch 09.10 How Do They Do It? 10.00 Food Factory 10.25 Food Factory 10.50 Dual Survival 11.45 Treasure Quest 12.40 Fast N’ Loud 13.35 Deadliest Catch 14.30 Baggage Battles 14.55 Baggage Battles 15.25 Food Factory 16.20 How Do They Do It? 17.15 Fast N’ Loud 18.10 Gold Divers 19.05 British Treasure, American Gold 20.00 Sydney Harbour 21.00 Still Alive 22.00 Street Outlaws 23.00 Fast N’ Loud 23.55 British Treasure, American Gold NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 06.00 Brain Games 06.30 Money Meltdown 07.00 Strippers: Cars For Cash 08.00 Big Fish Texas 08.50 Years of Living Dangerously 09.40 Mars 10.30 Live Free Or Die 11.20 Time Scanners 12.10 Food School 12.40 Eat: The Story Of Food 13.35 Mad Scientists 14.05 Seconds From Disaster 15.00 Science Of Stupid 15.30 Ultimate Airport Dubai 16.25 World’s Toughest Fixes 17.20 Terror In The Skies 18.15 Big Fish Texas 19.10 Two Tales Of China 19.35 Do Or Die 20.05 Years Of Living Dangerously 21.00 Mars 21.55 Underworld Inc 22.50 Car SOS 23.45 Supercar Megabuild THURSDAY UNIVERSAL 06.00 The Mentalist 06.45 Rookie Blue 07.35 Cold Case 08.20 Two And A Half Men 08.45 The Mentalist 09.30 NCIS Los Angeles 10.15 Two And A Half Men 10.40 Hats Off To Christmas 12.15 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 13.05 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 13.55 NCIS Los Angeles 14.40 Cold Case 15.30 Operation Christmas 17.05 NCIS Los Angeles 17.55 Two And A Half Men 18.20 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 19.10 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 20.00 The Librarians 20.50 NCIS 21.40 Deliver Us From Eva 23.30 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit BBC BRIT 06.00 Total Wipeout 06.55 The Graham Norton Show 07.45 QI 08.15 QI 08.50 Top Gear 09.40 Traffic Cops 10.35 Police Interceptors 11.20 Undercover Boss 12.15 Total Wipeout 13.10 Pointless 14.00 Traffic Cops 14.50 Police Interceptors 15.40 Police Camera Action! 16.05 Undercover Boss USA 17.00 Total Wipeout 18.00 Pointless 19.00 Top Gear 20.00 My Millionaire Dads and Me 21.00 Knife Fight 21.30 Episodes 22.10 Top Gear 23.05 Police Camera Action! 23.35 Drive BBC LIFESTYLE 06.00 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 06.30 The Weakest Link 07.15 The Weakest Link 08.00 The House That 100k Built 09.00 Bargain Hunt 09.45 Abby & Brittany 10.40 MasterChef: The Professional 11.35 Come Dine With Me: Supersized 13.20 Strictly Come Dancing: Christmas Special 2014 14.40 Dinner Date 15.30 Jamie’s Big Family Christmas 16.30 Come Dine With Me 17.30 Oeal Or No Deal 18.05 Extreme Makeover: Home Edition 19.00 Come Dine With Me 20.00 Choccywoccydoodah 21.00 My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding Christmas 21.55 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 22.50 Strictly Come Dancing: Christmas Special 2014 DISCOVERY 06.00 How Do They Do It? 06.25 How Do They Do It? 06.45 Gold Divers 07.30 Baggage Battles 07.55 Baggage Battles 08.20 Deadliest Catc 09.10 How Do They Do It? 09.35 How Do They Do It? 10.00 Food Factory 10.25 Food Factory 10.50 British Treasure, American Gold 11.45 Sydney Harbour 12.40 Fast N’ Loud 13.35 Deadliest Catch 14.30 Baggage Battles 14.55 Baggage Battles 15.25 Food Factory 15.50 Food Factory 16.20 How Do They Do It? 16.45 How Do They Do It? 17.15 Fast N’ Loud 18.10 Gold Divers 19.05 Diamond River Hunters 20.00 Gold Rush 21.00 Taking Fire 22.00 Street Outlaws 23.00 Fast N’ Loud 23.55 Diamond River Hunters NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 06.00 Brain Games 06.30 Money Meltdown 07.00 Strippers: Cars For Cash 08.00 Big Fish Texas 08.50 Omega: Hospital In The Sky 09.40 Area 51: The CIA’s Secret Files 10.30 Live Free Or Die 11.20 Time Scanners 12.10 Food School 12.40 Eat: The Story of Food 13.35 Mad Scientists 14.05 Seconds From Disaster 15.00 Science Of Stupid 15.30 Ultimate Airport Dubai 16.25 World’s Toughest Fixes 17.20 Terror In The Skies 18.15 Big Fish Texas 19.10 Two Tales Of China 19.35 Do Or Die 20.05 Highway Thru Hell 21.00 The 2000’s Greatest Tragedies 21.55 Underworld Inc 22.50 Years Of Living Dangerously 23.45 Mars FRIDAY UNIVERSAL 06.00 The Mentalist 06.45 Rookie Blue 07.35 Cold Case 08.20 Two And A Half Men 08.45 The Mentalist 09.30 NCIS Los Angeles 10.15 Two And A Half Men 10.40 Operation Christmas 12.15 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 13.05 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 13.55 NCIS Los Angeles 14.40 Cold Case 15.30 All I Want For Christmas 17.05 NCIS 17.55 Two And Half Men 18.20 Law & Order: Criminal Intent 19.10 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 20.00 Rosewood 20.50 Rizzoli & Isles 21.40 TBA 22.30 The Librarians 23.20 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit BBC BRIT 06.00 Total Wipeout 06.55 The Graham Norton Show 07.45 QI 08.15 QI 08.50 Top Gear 09.45 Traffic Cops 10.40 Police Interceptors 11.25 Undercover Boss USA 12.15 Total Wipeout 13.10 Pointless 13.55 Traffic Cops 14.50 Police Interceptors 15.40 Police Camera Action! 16.05 Undercover Boss USA 17.00 Total Wipeout 18.00 Pointless 19.00 Top Gear 20.00 Inside the World’s Toughest Prisons 21.00 Total Wipeout 22.00 Top Gear 23.00 Police Camera Action! 23.30 My Millionaire Dads and Me BBC LIFESTYLE 06.00 Raymond Blanc’s Kitchen Secrets 06.25 The Weakest Link 07.15 The Weakest Link 08.00 The House That 100k Built 09.00 Bargain Hunt 09.45 Abby & Brittany 10.40 MasterChef: The Professional 11.35 Come Dine With Me: Supersized 13.20 Strictly Come Dancing: Christmas Special 2015 14.40 Choccywoccydoodah 15.30 Dinner Date 16.30 Come Dine With Me 17.30 Deal Or No Deal 18.05 Grand Designs 19.05 Dinner Date 21.00 Come Dine With Me: Supersized 22.55 Queen Victoria’s Children 23.55 Dating In The Dark UK DISCOVERY 06.00 How Do They Do It? 06.25 How Do They Do It? 06.45 Gold Divers 07.30 Baggage Battles 07.55 Baggage Battles 08.20 Deadliest Catch 09.10 How Do They Do It? 09.35 How Do They Do It? 10.00 Food Factory 10.25 Food Factory 10.50 Diamond River Hunters 11.45 Gold Rush 12.40 Fast N’ Loud 13.35 Deadliest Catch 14.30 Baggage Battles 14.55 Baggage Battles 15.25 Food Factory 15.50 Food Factory 16.20 How Do They Do It? 16.45 How Do They Do It? 17.15 Fast N’ Loud 18.10 Gold Divers 19.05 Driving Wild 20.00 Fast N’ Loud 21.00 Street Outlaws 22.00 Street Outlaws 23.00 Fast N’ Loud 23.55 Driving Wild NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 06.00 Brain Games 06.30 Money Meltdown 07.00 Strippers: Cars For Cash 08.00 Big Fish Texas 08.50 Science Of Stupid 09.15 Science Of Stupid 09.40 Mars 10.30 Live Free Or Die 11.20 Time Scanners 12.10 Food School 12.40 Eat: The Story Of Food 13.35 Mad Scientists 14.05 Seconds From Disaster 15.00 Science Of Stupid 15.30 Ghost Ships Of The Great Lakes 16.25 World’s Toughest Fixes 17.20 Terror In The Skies 18.15 Big Fish Texas 19.10 Two Tales Of China 19.35 Do Or Die 20.05 Science Of Stupid 20.30 Science Of Stupid 21.00 Mars 21.55 Underworld Inc 22.50 Highway Thru Hell 23.45 The 2000’s Greatest Tragedies