Just for laughs

Can I interest you in a little row-mance?

What does the ghost call his true love?

My ghoul-friend.

Who was the most famous skeleton detective?

Sherlock Bones

Skeleton 1: Why are graveyards so noisy?

Skeleton 2: I dunno. Why?

Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin.

What has one head, one foot, and four legs?

A bed.

Why do cows go to