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Aww – spare a thought for JOHN MAYER (39). The muso has revealed his new track, Still Feel Like Your Man, is inspired by his ex, singer Katy Perry. The pair dated on and off for 18 months until 2014. “Who else would I be thinking about?” he says. “I haven’t dated a lot of people in the past five, six years. That was my only relationship. So it’s like, give me this, people.” Lyrics include, “I still keep your shampoo in my shower/In case you wanna wash your hair . . .”

MILEY CYRUS (24) and Liam Hemsworth (27) have sparked rumours they’re planning to start a family soon – builders recently started work on a children’s playground and crèche at their Malibu ranch. This comes after speculation they had secretly wed. The rumours started after Miley’s father, Billy Ray, shared an image of Miley beaming in what looked like a white wedding dress, captioning it, “I’m so happy . . . you are happy.” But Miley’s mom, Tish, was quick to shoot down the rumours, telling ET Online, “If Miley was getting married, it wouldn’t be in that dress!”

BRAD PITT (53) seems “much happier” now that he’s single again. According to an insider, the star has been “in better spirits” since he and Angelina Jolie turned to a private judge to resolve their divorce and keep it out of the public eye. While moving on with women isn’t a priority, he’s apparently been hooking up with old pals and throwing energy into his new hobby – sculpture.

Congrats to LIAM PAYNE (23) who’s welcomed his first child, a son, with British singer Cheryl Fernandez-Versini (33). “My close friends and family know there are very few times when I’m left speechless . . . wow!” the One Directioner wrote on Instagram about the news, adding, “It’s a moment that I will never forget . . . We haven’t named him yet but he’s already capturing hearts, including mine.” SOURCES: USMAGAZINE.COM, PEOPLE, DAILYMAIL.CO.UK