TREVOR GUMBI Countdown with . . .
He’s just come out of an 11-year marriage – now he’s taking a new show called the Divorce Tour on the road. There’s clearly no such thing as a sacred cow for this comedian! We asked the funnyman to do our countdown quiz.
5 MINUTES TO MAKE YOURSELF SOMETHING TO EAT – WHAT’S IT GOING TO BE? A fried polony sandwich with scrambled egg, fried tomato, chilli and cheese.
4 THINGS YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT . . . Fried polony, something to fry the polony in, something that enables me to thinly slice the polony, and my cellphone.
3 PEOPLE WITH WHOM YOU’D LIKE TO GO FOR A DRINK? American comedians Kevin Hart, the late Bernie Mac and Mitch Hedberg.
2 THINGS YOU’D TELL YOUR TEENAGE SELF? That’s not the way to pleasure yourself safely – and lay off the liquor and cigarettes!
1 PLACE YOU’D RUN AWAY TO? Brazil.