TWEETS WE LOVED

My new year’s resolution is to teach my kids about sleeping in... @4handfuls UPDATE: My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less this year has just taken a very bad turn. @moooooog35 #Kidsin5words: noise with dirt on it. @Bbblazkowicz My little 2-year-old niece put a popcorn bag in the microwave and it burnt a little, and when my grandma asked who put it in there she blamed me. @Fattylukaku #Kidsin5words: Mom, Mom, Mom... Mommy... Mom... @Tommalvaso My 2-year-old nephew: Gave me a kiss and said: Love you damnit! Hehehehehe @sweetzeenun