Daily Mirror (Sri Lanka)

Keeping his distance!

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An important function was held at the BMICH the other day with the participat­ion of a number of VIPS in the country. Among the distinguis­hed guests present at the function were the Number One and some bigwigs from the main political parties.

Seating had been arranged for top political personalit­ies in the front row close to the seat reserved for the Chief Guest.

Minutes before the function got underway, a roly-poly Blue Party senior, who walked in began looking for the seat reserved for him. Given his senior status, a seat for him had been arranged close to that of the Chief Guest.

The Blue senior who walked up to the seat looked around and spotting a person whom he took for an organizer called him and asked him to arrange a seat for him at a distance from that of the Chief Guest. The organizer hurriedly exchanged the seat for a one reserved for another party senior.

When the Blue senior took his new seat a party stalwart already seated next to that seat inquired from him why opted for a seat distant from those reserved for the distinguis­hed guests of the first order. The roly-poly senior looked around for a moment and replied in a low tone: “We have got politicall­y stranded as a result of moving closely with this boss. Therefore, I have now decided to distance myself from him… By the way, I have already planned to meet the former boss and get set for the upcoming general poll under his leadership…”

The party stalwart appeared stunned by this reply, neverthele­ss kept quiet, they say.

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