Ashish Shakya

As a Bigg Boss participant in a hypothetical season, you have the privilege of choosing one inmate. Who would you choose?

I’d choose a Glock 9 mm and shoot myself for appearing on Bigg Boss.

Mumbai’s version of the mighty shawarma or Dubai’s authentic shawarma?

Oh, hands down the Dubai shawarma.

You’re returning after two years. What tops your ‘must-visit in Dubai’ list?

I don’t remember names but have only been fed great food whenever I’ve been here. I will go wherever my stomach and friends take me.

Pick a favourite from the Indian comedy circuit (AIB excluded) — male and female.

Kaneez Surka and Kunal Kamra (who is also on the line-up) are very pritty funny as you can tell from the videos.

Come up with an honest tag line for your Dubai show Laugh-a-thonX!

Come for the show! If you squint really hard you can pretend I’m Chris Rock!

A comedian you idolise.

Patton Oswalt.

Greatest comedy scene of all time in your opinion.

All of Superbad.

Re-imagine the boys of All India Bakchod as the Big Bang Theory boys. Who would you be and why? I

don’t want to even hypothetically usurp Kunal Nayyar’s position. He’s a poor, struggling multimillionaire actor who needs our support.