PORSCHE TECHNICAL TOPICS
Technical problems solved
A few months ago I described within these pages how 997 Carrera owner Michael Frith benefited from an inspection of his car during an open day at the Dove House Motor Company, during which it was found that a replacement battery had previously been installed in such a way that it could have been venting potentially dangerous fumes into the cabin air intake. (The breather tube had not only been left off the new accumulator, but also trapped and thus decisively squashed beneath the casing.)
I was reminded of that while chatting more recently to Steve Mchale at JZM (jzmporsche.com) about modern DFI fuel injectors, and the resulting carbon deposits that can build up on the backs of the inlet valves in cars thus equipped. (See pages 72–76 of the June 2017 edition.) Inevitably we started talking about the astonishing complexity of all modern Porsches – although Steve, to be fair, sees that more as a sophistication that aids their maintenance and repair as much as I would view it as a possible hindrance – and then he proudly showed me the latest Porsche PIWIS III system testers that he and his technicians are now using. (Although they still have the older machines, of course, for those cars that still need them.)
‘It was another significant investment for us to make,’ he told me, ‘but if you are as serious as we are about working on any of the cars built after about 2008/2009 then you just have to have at least one of them. The machines – and we have two – are linked in real time via the internet directly to the factory in Germany, and give us access not just to all of the car’s systems and software, but also to every conceivable piece of technical information that you might need. Even to wiring diagrams that make faulttracing as easy as following an Ordnance Survey map!’
The new machines – each one about the size of a conventional laptop PC, and able to connect wirelessly to the car via Bluetooth – make JZM one of the few specialists able to ‘code’ new keys for the later vehicles, added Steve, and unsurprisingly that led us on to the coding of their electrical components in general. Fit something as seemingly straightforward as a new headlamp, for instance, and it will have to be enabled to communicate with the vehicle’s central system before it will actually work. And if you think that is Porsche taking the mickey, then consider this: you have to go through precisely the same rigmarole with even an item as basic as the battery.
‘To be fair, there is nothing physically to stop you buying an equivalent battery from whatever source you like,’ said Steve. ‘And it will start and run the car without any problem. But only the genuine Porsche item comes with the multi-digit number that, when entered in the car’s memory, allows the battery to “talk” to the main ECU, via the special connection on the negative lead, and without that there is no way of putting out the check light on the instrument panel. Features like the engine stop-start system will be disabled, too.’ Seriously? How long before – effectively as in the 991 already, and to a similar extent in the Boxster and Cayman – even the front-engined cars’ bonnets are sealed shut at the factory? You can see it coming, can’t you?